Reliable Source: How Tetris Ruined Christmas ?89

[Marion Cox]

Reliable Source: How Tetris Ruined Christmas ?89

Marion Cox misses the boat to Vegas and remembers a not-so-happy Christmas.

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[_Nocturnal]

Another great piece!
Funny, imaginative and well written.

 

[Starke]

Honestly, I'm more depressed than anything else by this one. It probably has a lot to do with the fact that I've spent last christmas alone, and this year my GF's on the other side of the country.

 

[Fearzone]

Sounds familiar.... is all of the Korean War generation like that?

 

[Frizzle]

Ha! Nice article man. I've actually enjoyed these more and more since you took over. Well done. I for one like the desert, and you can get water from the cacti! Just cut them open with your trusty Zune! They're waterproof aren't they?
Have you ever eaten a live lizard? I hear they're tasty.

 

[Prophetic Heresy]

I loved these two articles about the Spike VGAs. Raoul Duke would be proud of how you covered the event.

 

[PlasticTree]

Your 'standard' reliable sources are great fun, but I actually like your stories better. This one, the dad-story, the Spike VGA's..I say, turn this column into a réal column!

 

[Yeager942]

Those commie bastards ruined your Christmas!

 

[jigs160]

i'll take care of those commies!

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[Icecoldcynic]

Wow that's a pretty horrific story. I loved the part where the tetris music played him off.

 

[RobCoxxy]

This is one of the best articles I have ever read!
Well done, I'm going to be keeping my eye on you.
-Rob

 

[copycatalyst]

Ah, the description brings the classic "bu-ding!" of the Gameboy back to me.

 

[j0z]

Great article, I really liked it.
I had some doubts when you took over this column, but I am glad to see I was mistaken.
Really loved the part about your stealthy ninja mission to get the gameboy, and I lament your failed wisdom check.

 

[008Zulu_v1legacy]

If you had dressed like a ninja you wouldn't have been found out.

 

[Jared]

AWE-some

Agreed! Loved the article! Gave me a giggle lol

 

[Soulgaunt]

This was pretty amusing, especially the prawn-cactus.

 

[Sheogoroth]

Huh, you know I never really realized just how much my life changed when I got a gameboy.

 

[tdp316]

Fantastic article! Just a shame that Nintendo ruined Christmas for you I suppose.