You know what Russ you should have kept asking questions and stuff just to see what they would do to you. Maybe one of the guys would have said "I think it's time for you to leave. Rex would you escort him off the premises." Then some guy that sounds vaguely familiar, but you just can't figure out where from, comes up and tells you to follow him and it's another elevator ride but instead of stopping on the ground floor you go further down, down to sub basement B even though the elevator's panel only goes to A. Rex pushes you out of the elevator into a line of storm troopers, and it hits you that's where you've heard his voice before. So you get dragged down to the firing line executed with blasters some of you gets scrapped up and sent off to the cloning facility, then a perfect copy gets churned out and sent on it's merry way then that fateful day when George Lucas starts his domination of the world you join with the clone army because all those years ago when you died you came back on his side for that very purpose.
...Unless of course that's what did happen and you didn't tell us, oh god everyone run for your lives.
