$2,600 Mario Diamond Necklace is Super Pimpin'

John Funk

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$2,600 Mario Diamond Necklace is Super Pimpin'



If you're a diehard Nintendo fan with $2,600 burning a hole in your pocket, why not bling yourself out with everybody's favorite plumber?

Though the world knows Mario Mario best as a plumber, he's held a number of jobs over the years from doctor to race-car driver to tennis star. However, there are a few professions that we're unlikely to see Nintendo's portly icon ever dabble in, like "rapper" or "pimp." But while Mario might never don some bling-bling himself, that doesn't mean that you can't bling out with him.

And it'll only cost you $2,600 on eBay [http://cgi.ebay.com/10K-YELLOW-GOLD-CANARY-DIAMOND-SUPER-MARIO-PENDANT-MENS_W0QQitemZ360243669212QQcategoryZ164331QQcmdZViewItemQQ_trksidZp4340.m263QQ_trkparmsZalgo=DLSL%2BSIC&its=I%2BC&itu=UCI%2BIA%2BUA%2BFICS%2BUFI%2BDDSIC&otn=20&po=&ps=63&clkid=8586702333655667446], too!

For that low, low sum, you'll get the image of Super Mario to wear around your neck, shining with 4.25ct worth of diamonds and 10k gold. What better way to completely tastefully show off your own personal wealth and love for all things Miyamoto in one fell swoop?

How about one of those gold-plated Wiis [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/96940-Gold-Wii-Makes-Gold-PS3s-Seem-Inexpensive]?

(Via Kotaku [http://kotaku.com/5496979/for-2600-this-mario-had-better-be-super])

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Jared

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Wow o.o

It would go perfect with the gold-plated Wii! I could see some girls wanting that around there neck to show the ultimate in gaming bling, lol
 

Ranooth

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Hmmmm now do i buy this my student loan and suffer with bread and water for 2 more years or just continue drooling at it while i buy crates of beer and games?
 

AvsJoe

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Super Pimpin', indeed! But $2600 gets me into a new apartment and a shitty car so Mario, you'll have to wait.
TheNamlessGuy said:
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His mouth freaks me out...
Agreed. They got that bit wrong. I didn't notice until I read your comment though.
 

EnzoHonda

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It needs to be a lot bigger. It should also have a clock in it. It would be less tacky then.

It's perfect for a 5-year-old rapper.

Do-do-do-do-do-do-bling. (Mario theme that ends in "bling" rather than "do.")
 
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Where is Pimppeter? This would go great with his reviews.

OT: Wow, Is there anything of Nintendo's that isn't blinged the hell out?
 

The Candyman

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This is really cool. But I don't have the funds. But do you know what would be cooler? Mario & F.L.U.D.D diamond necklace for $4,000. That would be pimpin'.
 

Simalacrum

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"muuum... you know you love me... well... my birthday is comming soon..."

"...but your birthday isn't in another 11 months"

"well I say thats close enough..."
 

Simalacrum

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Onyx Oblivion said:
Fuck a car.
The Escapists are such strange folk, why would you want to mate with a collection of non-living materials running on petrol?