Stolen Pixels #197: Breen Fortress, Part 3

[Shamus Young]

Stolen Pixels #197: Breen Fortress, Part 3

Can the Administrator pit Dr. Breen and Metro against each other once and for all? Maybe.

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[shirin238]

Teehee, Breen has the physical strength of Mr Burns

 

[Toasty Virus]

No Metro!

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

Is there a mod that lets me play a whole storyline based around Dr. Breen...as Dr. Breen?

 

[Dectilon]

I'll raise you one and say "those ARE the bullets!". Wouldn't it be cool to have a fps with only one gun... only you could load it with anything? And I don't just mean like the gravity gun that lets you fling stuff in an awkward way, I mean you'd stuff things into the gun and it would generate an appropriate attack. Pencils might be like shotgun shells, cd's might be like that sawblade cannon from UT and toilet paper might entangle your opponent (secondary fire would clear up water hazards).

 

[PurpleLeafRave]

Dun dun dun! Cliffhanger!

I hope that woman dies in the actual Team Fortress 2. I can't stand here voice. Especially when she says "You've failed!"

 

[Evil the White]

No! Not Metro! And not Breen again! I can't pick.

Where's that RED spy when you need him?
(Oh wait, he's with the scout's mom... yeah.)

 

[Deofuta]

Go Metro, You can DO Et!Beat that Breen with Civil Justice!

(Temp Sig!)

 

[GreyDuck]

I haven't played any of the games involved, and I'm still laughing my ass off. Well done, sir.

 

[BlueInkAlchemist]

Wouldn't it just suck for Breen if, heavy as the gun is, there's no ammo inside? And Metro ends up stoving Breen's head in with his truncheon?

 

[capacollo]

Oh man ... the suspense is killing me ... I suspect Breen will lose ... We should have a poll (Im guessing it will go 50/50) ...

Stolen Pixels #197: Breen Fortress, Part 3

Can the Administrator pit Dr. Breen and Metro against each other once and for all? Maybe.

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Shamus,

Can you attach a poll to the thread to see what people think the outcome would be?

 

[Ibanez887]

Why did it have to come like this? How can they kill each other? I would expect Breen wouldnt even know what end the bullets come out of the gun and make the loud noise

 

[Moriarty70]

I'll raise you one and say "those ARE the bullets!". Wouldn't it be cool to have a fps with only one gun... only you could load it with anything? And I don't just mean like the gravity gun that lets you fling stuff in an awkward way, I mean you'd stuff things into the gun and it would generate an appropriate attack. Pencils might be like shotgun shells, cd's might be like that sawblade cannon from UT and toilet paper might entangle your opponent (secondary fire would clear up water hazards).

It's called Fallout 3

 

[Jared]

Wow lol. Go Breen! Will he be able to do it though!

Watch this space!

 

[brunothepig]

Oh but neither Breen nor Metro will be the ones to die. We won't fall for your tricks Shamus, you adorable prankster you.
At least, I hope neither of them dies...

 

[HK_01]

The little text at the side was hilarious, even better than the comic itself.

 

[ravensshade]

No! Not Metro! And not Breen again! I can't pick.

Where's that RED spy when you need him?
(Oh wait, he's with the scout's mom... yeah.)

don't rely on the RED spy rely on the BLU spy! (oh.. forgot his teammates killed him...)

 

[MGlBlaze]

I'll raise you one and say "those ARE the bullets!". Wouldn't it be cool to have a fps with only one gun... only you could load it with anything? And I don't just mean like the gravity gun that lets you fling stuff in an awkward way, I mean you'd stuff things into the gun and it would generate an appropriate attack. Pencils might be like shotgun shells, cd's might be like that sawblade cannon from UT and toilet paper might entangle your opponent (secondary fire would clear up water hazards).

It's called Fallout 3

You can't beat killing super mutants with tin cans, pool balls, baseballs, books, ceramic plates, toy cars, stuffed bears...

 

[ben---neb]

As usual I don't know what's funnier - the comic or the writing at the side!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

I really enjoyed this comic. Good show, Shamus. Can't wait to see how it plays out.