5 things every Escapist should do here before leaving?

[FalloutJack]

Let's aim a little higher than "Watch everything on the site.", shall we? Here's my list.

{1} Fly to Australia and whip the pants off of Yahtzee in whatever game he's reviewing this week.

{2} Attach an add-on to all the Unskippable videos that features Mike Nelson, Crow, and Servo in the corner.

{3} Become a forum moderator, just I can post a topic in off-topic labeled "Mwa ha ha ha ha ha haaa!!!".

{4} Write a discourse on "Reality VS Un-Reality in the Mind of Jack Thompson" and submit it here.

{5} Actually READ one of the magazines.

 

[Sleekgiant]

1. Make a group.
2. Get over 1000 posts
3. Make an enemy
4. Make some good friends
5. Get Team Fortress 2 and play on the dedicated Escapist servers

 

[SomeBoredGuy]

1. Watch Doomsday Arcade

2. Become a cool forum member

3. Play on the Escapist TF2 and Minecraft servers.

4. Watch Doomsday Arcade again

5. And again

6. And again

7. And again

8. And again

9. And again

10. And again

 

[Conqueror Kenny]

Bonus: Learn the names, job titles, marital statuses, and gaming preferences of every staff member and moderator.

That's a little stalkerish isn't it?

I guess I've got a few.
1)Try talking to some people, otherwise you are just the internet version of that guy(or girl) standing in the corner awkwardly.
2)Learn to love Valve, at least learn to not hate it (you wont last long otherwise)
3)Argue with someone about why your spelling & grammar must be immaculate at all times, when really as long as you have made your point clearly everything is cool.
4)Get the Landmark badge (only a few more months)
I've left the hardest for last
5) Get a straight answer from somebody.

 

[Pariah87]

1. Mention in a thread that your "faith in humanity has dropped"

2. Start/Join a hate thread.

3. Mention Justin Bieber and how much you hate him (can be combined with 2)

4. Plan for the inevitable Zombie Apocalypse.

5. Ninja someone, then feel great joy when you see the quote saying "Ninja'd xD"

 

[Tharwen]

Bonus: Learn the names, job titles, marital statuses, and gaming preferences of every staff member and moderator.

That's a little stalkerish isn't it?

Really? Damn.

Time to delete those photos then...

 

[RobotSwordsman]

1. Watch every video on the entire site
2. Take every quiz
3. Win 25,000 games of Genre Wars
4. Send a witty goodbye message to Russ Pitts
5. Start a group so your legacy lives on forever

 

[shadyh8er]

1. Stay long enough to see patterns in the threads.

2. Create a thread that doesn't follow any of said patterns.

3. Befriend Jack&Calumon.

4. Watch both Extra Credits and Escape to the Movies.

5. Break at least 1,000 posts.

 

[Eponet]

3. Play on the Escapist TF2 and Minecraft servers.

There are Escapist TF2 and Minecraft servers? How do I access them?

 

[SomeBoredGuy]

3. Play on the Escapist TF2 and Minecraft servers.

There are Escapist TF2 and Minecraft servers? How do I access them?

Via the IPs on these two groups:

The Escapist Team Fortress 2 Group (PC) [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/groups/view/The-Escapist-Team-Fortress-2-Group-PC]

and

The Minecraft Appreciation Club [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/groups/view/Minecraft-Appreciation-Club]