Psychic Octopus Predicts World Cup Match Results

Lauren Admire

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Psychic Octopus Predicts World Cup Match Results



A German octopus named Paul is being hailed as the world's first and only cephalopod psychic. His specialty? Predicting Germany's wins and losses in 2010 World Cup.

He's had 100 percent success rate, predicting Germany's win against Australia and Ghana and loss to Serbia. Paul has cast his prediction for this Sunday's game against England, and he's predicting a loss for the Three Lions.

Scientists at the Oberhausen Sea Life Centre in Germany place two boxes, each with a mussel inside, into Paul's tank every time Germany will be going into a match. Each box has a flag of the opposing country on the front and Paul "predicts" the outcome of the match by choosing a box and settling inside of it.

"He really strictly marched onto the Germany box and put himself inside. He was 100 percent sure this time," says Daniel Fey, a spokesman from the Sea Life center.

There's only a 12.5 percent chance that Paul could have successfully predicted the outcomes of the past three matches. Those sound like good odds to me. I'll be right back, I need to call my bookie.

Source: Sky News [http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/UK-News/World-Cup-Psychic-Octopus-Predicts-England-To-Lose-Match-To-Germany/Article/201006415654817?f=rss]


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new_age_reject

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So basically, he has sat in the German box every time and they happen to have won... correlational evidence anybody?
 

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new_age_reject said:
So basically, he has sat in the German box every time and they happen to have won... correlational evidence anybody?
No, he hasn't - Germany lost to Serbia and, as I understand it, he got that right.

OT: I don't believe in this and all but it's pretty interesting.
 

Aloran

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Or a clever ploy to un-nerve already fragile minds of players and supporters of the English squad and fans alike.

"Oh no! A psychic octopus said we'll lose! We're gonna lose!"

Yeah...
 

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Does Paul know much about American football? What's he think about the Lions this year? Will he sit in their box?

Also, Lauren- would that avatar happen to be President Madagascar?
 

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Inb4 thousands of people rush to the aquarium then place bets based on an octopus.

I laugh he didnt get it wrong though and someone won millions from the bookies
 

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JourneyThroughHell said:
new_age_reject said:
So basically, he has sat in the German box every time and they happen to have won... correlational evidence anybody?
No, he hasn't - Germany lost to Serbia and, as I understand it, he got that right.

OT: I don't believe in this and all but it's pretty interesting.
Oh I see, that makes it a bit more interesting then.
I wish I had a cephalopod called Paul.
 

Jared

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I hardly doubt it...Its just a squid. Get it in the pan and be done with it!
 

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Nothing can put me down! Nothing can change my love for England! We can do it! We can win! We can beat Germany! Nothing will change my min--

Lauren Admire said:
He's had 100 percent success rate, predicting Germany's win against Australia and Ghana and loss to Serbia. Paul has cast his prediction for this Sunday's game against England, and he's predicting a loss for the Three Lions.
FUCK.
 

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Erm. Lol. That's kinda cool.

But England won't lose on Sunday. We'll beat Germany easily.

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what?
 

Crimsane

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What I'm wondering is, who's the genius who came up with the idea to make an octopus sit in a box to predict wins/losses? That's just not a very common line of thought, I'd imagine. Like the person to discover milk comes from cows, but with less practical use.

Edit: is that some Pandemic-related avatar? Woot! <3
 

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I want England to win, just so we don't get any bloody riots. That happened when we didn't qualify for the Euro. Marching people, smashed cars, and various other unruly people destroying everything. They even had a go and a Postbox! The big Metal ones stuck in the ground. That was the only funny part. The rest of it was very upsetting.

Calumon: ...Is anyone going to eat that Octopus?
 

Kenjitsuka

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Who says they didn't just falsify this data?
Film him a few times, it's just an animal doing random things.
Or just behaving naturally, sure they can make him go to some box by changing light or adding something to the clam etc.
 

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12.5% chance of coincidence? That proves it, he's definitely a psychic, or perhaps the messiah