Titanic 2 Looks So Bad It's ... Terrible

vansau

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Titanic 2 Looks So Bad It's ... Terrible


A new straight-to-DVD disaster film about the Titanic 2 looks like it might be so bad that it'll steam right past "funny" and crash into "suck."

Bad movies &mdash if they're done right &mdash often have a certain charm that makes them a blast to watch and make fun of. Some flicks, however, look so stupid, so cheesy, and so bad that they just can't be saved by any amount of booze or mockery. Presented for your entertainment, I give you the trailer for <a href=http://www.amazon.com/Titanic-II-Bruce-Davison/dp/B003JQZXWW/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=dvd&qid=1280856042&sr=8-1>Titanic 2.

This isn't a sequel to James Cameron's celebrated blockbuster. Instead, it's a movie about a boat named the Titanic 2 that's built to celebrate the 100th anniversary of the original Titanic's ill-fated voyage. The new boat sets out on the same route as its predecessor and (spoiler alert) an iceberg floats into its path.

As you can tell from the trailer, the crew isn't exactly successful at preventing the boat from sinking. Accordingly, the star power of Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio has been replaced by Brooke Burns (of Baywatch fame) as well as Bruce Davison and Shane Van Dyke. It should be noted, though, that at least a little money was spent on trying to make the ocean liner look convincingly classy since the <a href=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RMS_Queen_Mary>Queen Mary was used as a stand-in for the ship itself.

The film is being put out by The Asylum, a film distributor known for producing "<a href=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mockbuster>mockbusters" like <a href=http://www.amazon.com/I-Am-Omega-Mark-Dacascos/dp/B000VLLYGC/ref=sr_1_1?s=dvd&ie=UTF8&qid=1280856061&sr=1-1>I Am Omega, <a href=http://www.amazon.com/Paranormal-Entity-Erin-Marie-Hogan/dp/B002WSB5RU/ref=sr_1_1?s=dvd&ie=UTF8&qid=1280856158&sr=1-1>Paranormal Entity, and <a href=http://www.amazon.com/Snakes-Train-Alby-Castro/dp/B000OYC77G/ref=sr_1_1?s=dvd&ie=UTF8&qid=1280856192&sr=1-1>Snakes on a Train. Titanic 2 is due out on DVD later this month, and I promise that I won't be offended when one of you buys this and then sends me a follow-up email telling me about how it's all my fault.

Source: Geek

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mrcheatbuddy

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why make a titanic 2 i mean are they realy going to board a replica ship of the ship that lost lives of many people and go on the same voyage
 

zHellas

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What about the animated Titanic film with the rapping dog and the Mexican mice/rats(couldn't remember which ones they are)?
 

Danpascooch

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it's a movie about a boat named the Titanic 2 that's built to celebrate the 100th anniversary of the original Titanic's ill-fated voyage. The new boat sets out on the same route as its predecessor and (spoiler alert) an iceberg floats into its path.
That's like remembering the 100 year anniversary of a man driving off of a cliff, by intentionally driving the same route he did, right down to the part where you fly off of the cliff.

I hope they made this with the INTENTION of making a "so stupid it's funny" movie.
 

CaptainCrunch

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"Looks like history's repeating itself." - Important-looking Guy

BWAHAHAHAHA

FinalDream said:
Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus in 3D or nothing...

get it made!
Oh, hell yeah!
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/326.144999
 

imnot

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so its titanic, only modern
gotta' hand it to them they are bloody inventive.
 

WanderingFool

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ProfessorLayton said:
Isn't it illegal to do that? If it isn't, it certainly should be.
Once I take over the world with ninja hamsters, ill be sure to make that punishable by death... from bambo impalment.