Get Trapped in a Mine in Chile, Earn a Free PSP

John Funk

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Get Trapped in a Mine in Chile, Earn a Free PSP



Would you like to get a PSP for free, no questions asked? Great! There's just one catch: You need to go get trapped in a mine in Chile for the next four months.

In case you hadn't heard, there are 33 men trapped in a mine half a mile beneath the earth [http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100829/ap_on_re_la_am_ca/lt_chile_mine_collapse] in Chile. Yes, it's a sticky situation, but they're in better shape than some mine collapses in other parts of the earth. For one, they have some access to the outside world - not enough to allow escape, but enough to allow authorities to deliver badly-needed supplies like food, water and medicine.

Of course, the bad news is that it's going to take an estimated three to four months to drill a hole big enough to get the men out again (and they're going to have to clear everything that falls down there themselves, so it's not like they're getting an extended break). So even if their lives aren't in immediate danger, they've still got to come up with something to keep themselves entertained for the next twelve weeks.

The authorities' solution? Lower PSPs to the men along with the rest of the supplies. You may not be able to see the unblocked light of day, but you can date your classmates in Persona 3 Portable [http://www.amazon.com/Shin-Megami-Tensei-Portable-Sony-PSP/dp/B00356GVRW/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=videogames&qid=1283201903&sr=8-1-catcorr]! That's an even trade, right? On the other hand, there's probably a school of thought that thinks these poor men have suffered enough already, and you could at least give them some DSes instead.

Man, charging those things must be a pain.

(G4TV [http://kotaku.com/5625207/trapped-chilean-miners-get-psps])

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Jack and Calumon

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FargoDog said:
So, uh..

What happens when they run out of batteries?
Calumon: Maybe they have a reeeaaaaalllllly long charger!

Jack: Give them Peace Walker. That'll keep 'em busy for at least 2-3 weeks guaranteed. Or maybe Crisis Core, or just plain old FFVII
 

Daemascus

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PSPs? Haven't they suffered anuff?
What will they do when the UMD drive dies from the dust?
 

Vladamir69

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Wow i think that they will have the time to play games... and three months? That seems like a long while to drill down there. Got to feel bad for them.
 

Simple Bluff

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FargoDog said:
So, uh..

What happens when they run out of batteries?
I don't want to sound like a know-it-all, but they would've brought generators and fuel with them. Probobly enough to last four months too.
 

Dioxide20

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Well, depending on the games they have, they could have some fun. I wonder if they have internet connection?
 

Danpascooch

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It's nice that they're doing this, it sucks for those guys, I couldn't fucking imagine, honestly if it was me, I'd ask them to drop a grenade and let us be done with it.
 

Tom Phoenix

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Poor miners. I don't think I would be able to withstand living in a mine shaft for several months and I very rarely leave the house.

That said, the PSP's should at least provide them with some entertainment to pass the time....provided that they are not PSPGo's......
 

duchaked

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Jack and Calumon said:
FargoDog said:
So, uh..

What happens when they run out of batteries?
Calumon: Maybe they have a reeeaaaaalllllly long charger!

Jack: Give them Peace Walker. That'll keep 'em busy for at least 2-3 weeks guaranteed. Or maybe Crisis Core, or just plain old FFVII
that'd be great =)

but yeah...a charger with a reallyyy long cable
 

vrbtny

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Give them Little big planet, that'll cheer them up....

Wait.

-oh snap.