Gaming Bumper Stickers Pwn the Road

vansau

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Gaming Bumper Stickers Pwn the Road



Who cares if your kid is an honor roll student? This guy's kid is an awesome gamer!

If you've ever spent any time in the suburbs, odds are that you've seen a number bumper stickers announcing someone's kid is an honor student at whatever school they attend. When I was growing up, if you got caught riding in a car with one of those things on it, you got the stuffing knocked out of you by the local bullies. However, a California artist is rebelling against the trend by creating bumper stickers that any gamer parent would proudly slap on their vehicles and would probably help their kids make friends.

The stickers, two of which are seen here, were created by Das Chupa, an artist who seems to specialize in comic and videogame satire. According to Chupa, "My son Dean is going to be out of beta in just over 3 months and I've got some preparing to do. I've never understood why parent [sic] stick the crap bumper stickers about their six year olds making the honor list in a grade where bladder control is part of the curriculum. So I decided to make some stickers that I would be proud to brag about to the world. And since my child will grow up playing games that build character (and OCD) they would look like this."

Chupa currently has two posts on his blog dedicated to these bumper stickers. I think my favorite one so far is the original NES Ninja Turtles one that claims "My Child Defused All The Bombs!" Hopefully he'll create some more in the near future.

Source: Geeks Are Sexy



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Eri

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My kid's bumper sticker will read "My child's power-level is over 9000"
 

Eleima

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Ha!!! I love it!!! As soon as I spawn my own rugrat, I'm slapping one on my car! I can see it now... "My child finished Tetris. Twice. On fast. With his eyes closed." Or something to that effect... XD
 

WanderingFool

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Apr 9, 2009
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Wait, did he say his kid was going to be "out of Beta"? This guy wins the game...

Also I want one of those...
 

Gindil

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My child learned to Axetinguish

My child cast Magic Missile into the Darkness
 

mjc0961

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Nov 30, 2009
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I love the "My child beat Wood Man on his first try" sticker.

vansau said:
"My son Dean is going to be out of beta in just over 3 months"
If he's referring to when his son is expected to be born, that's the most awesome way I've ever heard anyone refer to pregnancy.
 

Rogue 9

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That would be an impressive kid if he did indeed defuse all the bombs. I played the NES Ninja turtles when I was 4 on a friend's console and downloaded it recently for Virtual Console. Damn that game kicked my ass... I didn't remember it being that hard at all. Worries me slightly that I might be a worse gamer after 18 more years gaming experience...
 

felixader

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I have heard of some that need those. ^.^

"My kid won an Darwin Award"

"My kid showed his Wang to foreigners on XBoxLive"