Simpsons Porn Parody Induces Vomiting

Tom Goldman

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Simpsons Porn Parody Induces Vomiting


Porn parodies have gone too far now that they've finally reached Springfield.

The Batman XXX [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/100426-Batman-XXX-A-Surprisingly-Faithful-Porn-Parody] porn parody of 2010 became popular not only because of its subject matter, but for its surprising level of faithfulness to the 1960s Batman television show it was based on. Hustler's latest attempt to jump on the bandwagon is Simpsons: The XXX Parody, and it shows that the porn parody genre has gone way too far.

Batman XXX at least had a semblance of integrity, so that even hardcore comic book fans were potentially able to justify its existence. It was followed by other superhero parodies like Superman XXX [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/100638-Superman-and-Spider-Man-Becoming-Porn-Stars] and Justice League XXX, and sure, they seemed like a natural progression. The Simpsons as a work of porn just makes me want to vomit.

It's not just that the trailer shown here is, in my humble opinion, not so great, but that apparently all of popular "geek" culture is now up for grabs by pornographers trying to jump on a fad. How about a Transformers porn parody? G.I. Joe? He-Man? Alf??

I have nothing against porn, but aside from perhaps Batman XXX, it has a way of disgracing its source material. It seems like pretty soon everything we know and love will be broken down to 3 minutes of terrible dialogue followed by 30 minutes of adult behavior. Are videogames next? Will the popularity of a Grand Theft Auto XXX eventually lead to Katamari Damacy XXX?

If I seem a little too up in arms about the situation, you must not have pressed play on the Simpsons XXX trailer yet. God help us.


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thiosk

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You have sown the seed, Goldman, and the Alf porn parody is all but assured.

Ron jeremy as alf
 

wildpeaks

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thiosk said:
You have sown the seed, Goldman, and the Alf porn parody is all but assured.

Ron jeremy as alf
Oh, the mental image... Kill it with fire ! o_O

Also, how is that even remotely porn ? They're just painted yellowish, keep their clothes on and do.. well nothing (and no one). Am I too old fashioned ?
 

Jamboxdotcom

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oh god... why did you have to say Katamari Damaci XXX? now i can't stop thinking about the possibilities...
 

imnot

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Wait.
What?

{that isnt a low content post because it sums up what 90% of people will think]
Although I did like Flanders.
 

xDHxD148L0

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Lawlz, I guess they are running out of ideas not just in regular movies but in porn movies as well.
 

TheAmazingHobo

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Five bucks say that Katamari Damacy XXX already exist in the form of a doujinshi.

Seems like the American porn industry has taken a page out of the Japaneses book.
Let´s hope the used gloves when they took it....
 

Crystalite

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Transformers porn? I would totaly watch that ;-)

No, really, these are parodies. They do not exist to be respectfull to the source material, they are !porn parodies!
I did see the trailer, its just meh.
Not very well done and not funny, so I don´t see the point. But I see even less of a point in becoming all riled up about it.
Who cares?
 

Swaki

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bwuh...sorta on topic, i wouldn't be completely against a he-man gay porn, as long as they leave out most of the monsters i would probably buy it, online, at night and with a creditcard in fake name.
 

thethingthatlurks

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AmrasCalmacil said:
Some of those voices are too accurate.
Faaar too accurate.
Not to mention other more subtle references, like the McBane (or however you spell that) movies. Guess the pr0n is more Simpson's than the actual Simpson's, eh?
 

emeraldrafael

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Why does Cookie sound New Yorker-ish and not asian? And why isnt she a white like the asians on the show?

Now, I heard of htis... and I have to say, it made me laugh. The Moe guy is dead on, and its all just rather funny in a way. Plus, Flanders was funny. Though now I only have the memories that my friends and I were talking about one day when we thought about what a Flanders Sex tape would be like.

I think it would be like this:
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yes... thats what inspired the conversation, dont ask how I dont even know myself