7500 Gamers Sell Their Souls to GameStation

Steve the Pocket

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It was only a matter of time before someone actually decided to do this. Pity they gave 'em back though; I hear those things fetch a tidy sum on the black market.
 

Chechosaurus

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That's excellent. I've always like GameStaion as far as big evil corps go and they have just endeared themselves to me somewhat more.
 

Macgyvercas

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Man, if getting souls is this easy, I should be able to overthrow the world in no time.

Great prank on Gamestation's part.
 

UsefulPlayer 1

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Why nullify it's claim? I'd hold onto a contract like that if I was Gamestation. Might come in handy when bargaining with the Devil.

"How about 7500 souls great Lord of Darkness?"
 

The Random One

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Next thing you know, Lucifer buys the company, then everyone is fucked...

Well, technically Lucifer, or any other number of soul-harvesting entities, could just buy any company, since most terms of use have a clause saying that they can modify them without notifying the costumers. Suddenly, you watch a YouTube video and automatic doors stop opening for you.

Irridium said:
But it also scares me. What if someone decided to do something like this for real? By law they would be in the clear...

Scary thought.
I don't feel like reading the three pages of the thread to see if this was mentioned, but usually when a TOS challenges common sense law, common sense law wins. So if a company actually did that you could sue them by saying (say) they did not adequately explain this in their TOS, or even that they failed to explain what not being the owner of your own soul entails, so they were withholding information. TOS are not above the law (although I believe there is no law against trading and/or stealing souls).

Damn, someone go write a Boston Legal episode with that premise. I'd pay.
 
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The Random One said:
Irridium said:
But it also scares me. What if someone decided to do something like this for real? By law they would be in the clear...

Scary thought.
I don't feel like reading the three pages of the thread to see if this was mentioned, but usually when a TOS challenges common sense law, common sense law wins. So if a company actually did that you could sue them by saying (say) they did not adequately explain this in their TOS, or even that they failed to explain what not being the owner of your own soul entails, so they were withholding information. TOS are not above the law (although I believe there is no law against trading and/or stealing souls).

Damn, someone go write a Boston Legal episode with that premise. I'd pay.
I has been mentioned. But what people have missed is that I said what if something like this happened. Not something exactly like this. Don't underestimate what people will try to do for profit.
 

tkioz

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Okay I can see there point, but seriously that is one nasty thing to do, some people actually believe in the soul (don't start atheists) and would find the fact they signed it over to a store very very distressing, I know I would.
 

Dogstile

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I will willingly sell my soul for the low low sum of £1000 a week for the rest of my life, and I have to live to 40.

[small]I also get my soul back upon death[/small]
 

geldonyetich

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Andy Chalk said:
Fortunately, management says the company isn't actually interested in harvesting souls, so it will be issuing an email to all customers nullifying its claim.
"Except for that one guy that gave our customer service representatives so much trouble. Yeah, he's pretty much going to be our gimp for all entirety."

Anywho, I wouldn't sweat accidentally agreeing to such a thing. Such an agreement wouldn't be spiritually binding even if it is legally so. You'd have to know exactly what you're signing up for to be into the spirit of the thing.
 

Silva

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Looks like they took a leaf out of Ctrl Alt Delete's book (hint: it's a really, really bad idea to read the legal stuff at the bottom of said web-comic's page if you want to keep something important to you).

Sadly though, I'd say that this is taking things a bit far. I don't like jokes about the soul much. But then, I believe in them (I'm agnostic about any God, but not about the soul). I suppose it's good that they retracted from the idea later. It removes the legal risks for the most part. But I still get a nasty feeling from this whole joke. Maybe I'm alone in that.

Still, the responses to this really do seem to act as a potent reminder that somehow, the grand majority of Escapist members are atheists. Or just very open-minded about comedy.
 

Mray3460

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And my family/friends make fun of me for reading every part of the EULA.

Also:
dogstile said:
I will willingly sell my soul for the low low sum of £1000 a week for the rest of my life, and I have to live to 40.

[small]I also get my soul back upon death[/small]
That's not a sale, that's a rental.
 

sylekage

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And that, my friends, is why I had someone else press the "Accept" button, so my soul's in the clear!

Funny shit though.
 

insectoid

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That is awesome. But that's going to be damn scary if someone does something like this for real.

Must. Read. Terms. From. Now. On.
 

Hexenwolf

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Samurai Goomba said:
Irridium said:
HA!

Thats great.

But it also scares me. What if someone decided to do something like this for real? By law they would be in the clear...

Scary thought.
No they wouldn't. Just because they wrote it on a piece of paper and you did something they claim means you "signed" it does not mean it is legal. For example, you cannot sign a piece of paper that gives somebody the right to discriminate against you on the basis of your cultural background or skin color, because civil rights laws already exist which trump any stupid rules some company makes up. In this case, your right to liberty would take precedence over a sneaky "soul owning" clause.

So it's really just a funny joke.
Actually... that's not true. If you willingly signed an agreement to be discriminated against, then it would be perfectly legal for the other party to discriminate against you. Regarding solely yourself, you can make any agreement you sam hill please.

Besides, there's no laws regarding soul ownership. And even if you did sign an agreement giving your soul away, what would that mean in practical terms?

Nonetheless, this is still just a funny joke.