7500 Gamers Sell Their Souls to GameStation

Therumancer

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Nimbus said:
Nice. I wonder what would have happened if they had gone through with it...
Well, barring the supernatural possibilities when we all die (if such things have meaning) not much.

Among other things I believe in most countries there are laws dealing with fine print and "agreements" like this, and they tend to be relatively powerless... at least on earth. Though I supposed it does depend on where you are and how good your lawyer is. EULAs tend to mostly come about as an attempt to support other actions. Sort of like how in an earlier discussion about "Dragon Age Origins" being purchused used, I mentioned that I wasn't sure how it would fare legally since it relied in an asterix (defined elsewhere on the package)
to convey details and that could be deemed to be deceptive or easy to miss.

To put things into perspective, some people really are dumb/stupid, but that doesn't give you the right to misdirect or cheat them just because they aren't blessed with much intelligence. It's a touch or go thing, but a lot of otherwise legal dealings have gotten torpedoed due to deceptive practices (though apparently it's becoming harder to do).

I believe some states have also gone so far as to require clear and consise language which can be easily understood by anyone. Meaning that things have to be written at an early high school level tops, as well as limiting the size of contracts and the number of "referances" to other forms and such they can use, specifically because it's fairly unreasonable to force someone to read 15 pages of text and legal disclaimers they might not even understand before they can do something.

One point I will also make about a EULA in most software (I haven't used Game Station so I don't know where it comes up) is that you only get it *AFTER* you've paid money to the company. Meaning that they take your money for a product you probably can't refund (or not easily) and then try and make you agree to things after the fact. Technically for the EULA to mean something, they would have to print it on the box, or make it mandatory for those selling the software to force the sale.

It's been a while, but I've learned a bit about the subject. Albiet a lot of it came from the casinos where I worked (indirectly) due to the paperwork they tried to get people to sign and the occasional need for a security officer to be present to act as a "witness" to a signing.
 

Giantcain

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Lost In The Void said:
Alright that's one of the best April Fools jokes yet. Unfortunately they wouldn't get my soul, I sold it in Grade Eight so they'd be a little late to the party
ive probably sold mine while sleeping possibly to satan but my friends are convinced i have as my artworks quite disturbing to them
 

duchaked

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I know it would be obnoxious to just type "hahahaha" over and over again so gimme a moment...

...that is awesome
very nice, and I thought nothing cool had really happened on April Fool's this year lol
 

Robbie Rosendorf

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If i Bought a game from Game-Station that day they would definetly OWN my soul right now, but i must admit, that was a good idea they thought of :)
 

Orange Monkey

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I'm so doing that when I start my own business, but i'll add the clause ''And any assets the soul is currently in possesion of, including but not exclusive to body, mind and all physical possesions.
 

Criquefreak

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Ha! Everyone laughed when I admited to always reading through all EULAs, but my steadfast devotion to understanding every legally-binding agree... what? April Fools joke? But... monologuing rant... Fine, I'm going to go pout in a corner now.

Anyways, seeing as how the US dollar is backed by the immortal souls of its citizens, I doubt Gamestation would be able to enforce this agreement across the pond.
 

tsb247

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That looks to me like the greatest April Fool's prank of all time!

I am impressed, and (as far as I know) still in posession of my immortal soul. :D
 

lacktheknack

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Am I the only one who is reminded of that Porn Pirate EULA bust? Where thier names and IP's went up on the internet "Wall of Shame" if they agreed to the EULA in the pirated version of some random Japanese porn game?
 

De Ronneman

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How come the news has not been on the escapist until now hmmm?


This is the most epic, great and awesome april fool's joke in the history of man! Just goes to show how many people neglect the temrs & conditions (me too, actually...).
 

Theron Julius

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Brilliant. This is how you take over the world! It's a shame they didn't take advantage of their legal ownership of all those souls. I would have forced those idiots into eternal servitude under my glorious banner.