Blofeld Builds a Giant "Machete Slingshot"

Andy Chalk

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Blofeld Builds a Giant "Machete Slingshot"

The only thing possibly more dangerous than the huge, home-made machete-firing slingshot in this video is the huge, bald German guy with the sinister laugh who actually made the thing.

Meet Jörg Sprave. Mr. Sprave has a taste for weapons, specifically slingshots. You might think to yourself, oh, slingshots, I used to play with those when I was a little boy. And maybe you did, but you sure didn't play with anything like this.

Feast your eyes on the "Machete Slingshot," an eight-foot-long contraption that actually looks more like a crossbow. But how it looks is less important than what it does, and what it does is fire full-size freakin' machetes at dangerously high velocities.

Notice that gash on his arm? That's the result of a "misfire," he explains. "I was actually lucky I was wearing a face mask, but anyway, that happened, so don't do this at home," he says, appearing not too terribly bothered by the raw, gaping wound. Then he fires a machete into a target and pulls it out with a psychotic chuckle worthy of any Hollywood movie villain.

The Machete Slingshot is an upgrade of Sprave's 2009 design, the "Arrow Slingshot," [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cJ9JYcRlMk] which is only good for killing man-sized or smaller creatures.

Source: Best Week Ever [http://www.bestweekever.tv/2011-03-30/just-a-european-guy-with-a-machete-slingshot/]


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Dirkie

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"It's a gun Frank, a gun that shoot swords!"
First thing that came to mind.
 

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The_root_of_all_evil said:
It now includes finding this guy.
Just be careful that he doesn't Snipe-chete you by mistake.

He should totally get a part in some films, just for that laugh. FPS Russia can be his top henchmen, dual wielding his M-16s and post murder quipping "as always, have nice day..."
 

Woodsey

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The only thing that could have made that more psychotic (and hilarious) was if he'd called it Sasha.
 

Lacsapix

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Who wants shurikens and lightning when you have a machete firing slingshot...
and that guy just gives me the creeps....
"Does it hurt when I do THIS?" he reminds me of the tf2 medic.
 

Daemascus

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The Machete Slingshot, because regular giant slingshots arent dangerous enough.
 

gigastar

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I would think this would make a good addition to Team Fortress 2.

Not that everyone hasnt already thought of it.
 

Mordekaien

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The puzzled look on my girlfriend's face when I described her what I want for birthday- Priceless...
 

BiscuitWheels

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Oh, that seems like a perfectly safe and sane thing to be playing with. What could go wrong? For his next project, he's going to build a giant robot that gets angry easily.
Also,just to be a pedantic nerd, Blofeld was Polish.
 

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DJ_DEnM said:
Dirkie said:
"It's a gun Frank, a gun that shoot swords!"
First thing that came to mind.
I want to know where this is from >.<!!
I would suggest google, the first search term it comes up with is from The Punisher (Frank Castle) with a new gun, that shoots swords. And i'm quite liberal with the sword, as i consider machetes to be a bit in the same family of things with a handle and a bit you usually try to use to make your point when it comes to arguments.