Sun Declares 3DS is "Game For a Barf"

Andy Chalk

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Sun Declares 3DS is "Game For a Barf"


To back up its report on the multitudes of gamers who are being made ill by the new Nintendo 3DS, U.K. tabloid The Sun performed some medical tests of its own and determined that the console is "game for a barf [http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/3511602/Sun-tests-sickly-Nintendo-3DS.html]."

The Sun reported yesterday that "furious gamers" were seeking refunds on the new 3DS handheld because it was making them sick with dizziness and headaches. Nintendo and major U.K. retailers all denied the report [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/108997-U-K-Retailers-Refute-3DS-Returns-Report], claiming that sales are quite brisk and that the number of complaints is actually lower than past Nintendo launches. But The Sun is sticking to its guns, to the point that it conducted its own in-house medical tests on a real, live gamer.

"Sun doctor" Carol Cooper monitored 22-year-old Lee Price as he played Pro Evolution Soccer [http://www.amazon.com/Super-Street-Fighter-IV-Nintendo-3DS/dp/B002I0IVC4/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1302107190&sr=8-1] in 30-minute stretches, with ten minute breaks in between. After the first half-hour, Price reported a "slight headache but nothing extraordinary," and the good doctor said he seemed fine. After an hour of play, however, Price's blood pressure was slightly elevated and he was exhibiting slight nystagmus, a type of involuntary eye movement Cooper said is "caused by your eyes taking something in your body can't feel."

At 1.5 hours Price's blood pressure was high enough that Cooper said she'd recommend he see his doctor about it if it was his resting rate. By the time the two hour mark hit, Lee's blood pressure and pulse were up considerably over his resting state, leading Cooper to warn, "If this rate is sustained for a long period it could damage circulation. I think the break period needs to be significantly increased."

To be fair to The Sun, it's probably not unreasonable to suggest that two hours of banging away on the 3DS will have a physiological impact on most people, especially if done in the passenger seat of a moving car, as Price did for at least part of test. I can't even read in a car for extended periods without feeling a bit woozy. But whatever shred of legitimacy this report may have had, it goes sailing out the window thanks to the ridiculous headline and insane photographs that accompany the article and are obviously meant to put the system in a bad light.

Why The Sun seems so determined to prove that the 3DS is a deadly weapon is a mystery but it is worth noting that the doctor's final sage advice - "Children should not be left to play on it for hours" - pretty much jibes with Nintendo's own recommendation [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/108799-Nintendo-Responds-to-3DS-Headache-Complaints] to take frequent breaks, "as with anything that requires focus, from reading to staring at a computer screen." So what's really at issue here?


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Ranooth

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And I declare that The Sun is retarded.

Some actual discussion: The 3DS does come with a lot of safety leaflets and even a Health & Safety channel on the menu, if they actually read them they would find that the break period is half hour for every hour.
 

Casual Shinji

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Wouldn't this be easily fixed by turing off the 3-D effect on the 3DS?
 

TilMorrow

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"The 3DS, for trained eyes only!" That should've been Nintendo's sale line (currently I have forgotten the official term).
 

Corpse XxX

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Casual Shinji said:
Wouldn't this be easily fixed by turing off the 3-D effect on the 3DS?
Would not that just make it a DS? As loosing the entire point of this device..
 

barbzilla

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We need to merge these threads, there are two threads about the exact same thing, and both with low post counts.
 

Braedan

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BAHAHAHAHAHA those pictures were awesome! You KNOW that they said to him, ok, hold your head like it hurts. Perfect! Now try really hard to go cross eyed. Wonderful, here's an extra 50$

Don't Studies usually have more than just one person for a reason?
 

ikyda1

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did you know the 3ds as a switch that lets you turn off the 3ds function and play as normal!
 

xitel

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You know, blood pressure and pulse rising is also a result of general stress. It happens to me all the time when I'm playing games. And if I'm playing a game I'm bad at? Or one that is ridiculously hard? My hard starts beating pretty fast, yeah. Fast enough for it to be unhealthy if it were my resting rate. It has nothing to do with the 3D. Not to mention, they tested ONE guy, ONCE. No controls, no nothing. This is tabloid journalism at its finest folks, and shouldn't be respected in even the slightest of fashions.
 

mjc0961

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Eh. I declare that The Sun isn't fit for using to wipe my ass if someone bothered to print out anything it had written on paper.

Ranooth said:
And I declare that The Sun is retarded.

Some actual discussion: The 3DS does come with a lot of safety leaflets and even a Health & Safety channel on the menu, if they actually read them they would find that the break period is half hour for every hour.
Mine strangely got replaced by some really stupid video of guys playing with buckets.

Casual Shinji said:
Wouldn't this be easily fixed by turing off the 3-D effect on the 3DS?
Yes.

Corpse XxX said:
Would not that just make it a DS? As loosing the entire point of this device..
No. The point of the device is that it's a brand new platform. 3D is just one of the MANY new things it brings to the party, and quite frankly 3D is one of the more useless things it brought.
 

Geo Da Sponge

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From that report:



On the left: My brain is full of fuck!
On the right: DERP.

No one takes The Sun seriously. There's a reason for that.
 

Mrsoupcup

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Meh, nobody in the Toronto area even really likes the Sun. They're really just a bunch of biased assholes. I'm pretty sure your supposed to turn the 3D off when in a moving vehicle anyway, so it kinda defeats the whole purpose of whatever point they were trying to sell.
 

Mad1Cow

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AAAAAANNNDDDD this is why I read the Guardian ¬_¬

Seriously though, don't these things have a health and safety booklet saying to take regular breaks and don't go on it for ages. I know no-one actually reads these things but it's been out in Japan for a good few months now hasn't it and they're are no major casualities from this over there...ok maybe they're being overshadowed a bit from the recent tragedy but even so, this is a bit border-line daily mail where they try to find out what foods can give you cancer...the answer? ALL OF THEM!!!
 

AngryMongoose

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Can you please stop reporting on what the British newspapers are saying? It makes me embarrassing about being the same species as them.
 

Vanguard_Ex

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InterAirplay said:
Ranooth said:
And I declare that The Sun is retarded.
I second this motion. All in favour?
Aye x1,000,000

The Sun is ridiculous tabloid bullshit and I will die before I ever work for it or any of it's fellow bastardising hell-spawn.
 

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Corpse XxX said:
Casual Shinji said:
Wouldn't this be easily fixed by turing off the 3-D effect on the 3DS?
Would not that just make it a DS? As loosing the entire point of this device..
it's graphically more powerful then the Psp (hell, the Wii) and has a analogue control system, as well as improved online functionality and game carts up to 8 gigs.... theres PLENTY reason to still have a 3ds even if you disable the 3d