Stolen Pixels #253: The Playboy

[Shamus Young]

Stolen Pixels #253: The Playboy

Boys will be boys, even when they're fully grown mobsters.

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[Sucal]

Gotta catch them all PLAYBOY

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Porn is always better when you get it free. Or am I thinking of cake mix?

And if I remember rightly, finding half a torn Penthouse under a bush was an ACTUAL scavenger hunt when I were a lad.

 

[JonnW]

I object to your use of the term "nail" to describe sexual relations with a woman. It is demeaning, and perpetuates the notion that women are nothing more than sexual objects to fulfill a man's desires.

In the future, please use the more respectful terms "screw," or "pork."

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

You must have had an interesting childhood.

This was pre-computer...We used to go outside, play army, drink free milk at school, play kerbie rather than Kirby...happy times.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

You must have had an interesting childhood.

This was pre-computer...We used to go outside, play army, drink free milk at school, play kerbie rather than Kirby...happy times.

"kerbie"? What whimsical Medieval pastime is this?

Two teams on either side of the road. Throw a football at the kerb(sidewalk), and get it to rebound back towards your side. If you can catch it on the rebound, you score a point. If it doesn't rebound far enough, you lose your go.

More fun than it sounds.

 

[number2301]

You must have had an interesting childhood.

This was pre-computer...We used to go outside, play army, drink free milk at school, play kerbie rather than Kirby...happy times.

English and possibly northern? Kerbie, kicking or throwing a ball against a kerb?

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

English and possibly northern? Kerbie, kicking or throwing a ball against a kerb?

Midlands but yeah. Can't try it down Sarf as there's too many Chelsea tractors.

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

Not as annoying to collect as the bloody "Wanted" posters, thankfully. Since Playboys are mission areas only. FUCKING COLLECTIBLES SUCK IN OPEN WORLD GAMES! From Fallout 3, to Saint's Row, to Jak 2. I hate 'em in open world games, SO MUCH!

 

[AssassinJoe]

You must have had an interesting childhood.

This was pre-computer...We used to go outside, play army, drink free milk at school, play kerbie rather than Kirby...happy times.

Pre-computer? No one was alive back then!

 

[Arkhangelsk]

You must have had an interesting childhood.

This was pre-computer...We used to go outside, play army, drink free milk at school, play kerbie rather than Kirby...happy times.

Pre...computer? What ancient times do you speak of? I can't imagine surviving that sort of dark age.

 

[Baldr]

The only other one I found besides the one in Vito's Apartment was in the foulest looking sewer.

 

[Jakale]

You must have had an interesting childhood.

This was pre-computer...We used to go outside, play army, drink free milk at school, play kerbie rather than Kirby...happy times.

Pre...computer? What ancient times do you speak of? I can't imagine surviving that sort of dark age.

Perhaps he speaks of the days when the world was still rendered in grayscale. I've been told there are a few screenshots of that time.

 

[Optimystic]

I object to your use of the term "nail" to describe sexual relations with a woman. It is demeaning, and perpetuates the notion that women are nothing more than sexual objects to fulfill a man's desires.

In the future, please use the more respectful terms "screw," or "pork."

You forgot "bone," otherwise agreed

Not as annoying to collect as the bloody "Wanted" posters, thankfully. Since Playboys are mission areas only. FUCKING COLLECTIBLES SUCK IN OPEN WORLD GAMES! From Fallout 3, to Saint's Row, to Jak 2. I hate 'em in open world games, SO MUCH!

Don't forget the flags in Asscreed.

Is it just me, or is this another stealth reference to a Yahtzee column? [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/columns/extra-punctuation/8784-Extra-Punctuation-Pokemon-100-Percenters-Are-Mad] Oh Shamus, you fanboy you <3

 

[stranamente]

Don't forget the flags in Asscreed.

Well, at least this collectables granted you free bewbs. Still I prefer the way Batman Arkahm Asylum did it, with a map with the location of all the teeth, and special images and bios as reward.
Saying that batman is better than porn made me feel a real nerd, but I guess Mumbles would be proud of me...

 

[Optimystic]

Don't forget the flags in Asscreed.

Well, at least this collectables granted you free bewbs. Still I prefer the way Batman Arkahm Asylum did it, with a map with the location of all the teeth, and special images and bios as reward.
Saying that batman is better than porn made me feel a real nerd, but I guess Mumbles would be proud of me...

In the first one, you didn't even get boobs. Just a slightly less cluttered dirt-covered city.

 

[CatinHat]

I was sad with how much they cut out of mafia 2 or at least what it should have been, but yet this is really the only real mini game in mafia 2.