You do know that the fluff is getting changed up as well, right? The AoS fluff is just freaking awful (if I read the word "storm" or "gore" again I'll hit someone) and the 9th edition stuff, while supposedly scaled back, is still going to have to deal with the fallout of the End Times and sending my beloved Lizardmen to the moon.Mikeybb said:Being an old, old warhammer nerd who can remember when the toughness stat was displayed as a letter instead of a number, I've seen warhammer go through a lot of changes.
Some good, some bad, some horrible.
I haven't had time to play for a long time and by extension no where near enough time to paint and prepare an army for battle, so the shift in scale did interest me, even if being totally honest I knew it was purely out of curiosity rather than a genuine intent to pick up the game again.
You see, while the game lost me as a player a long time ago, the lore never did.
I'd still buy books.
Occasionally even rule books, just to see what directions the game had gone in.
As such, the changes have little impact on me as a customer and a fan.
I still throw money at them for books, art novel and rule, and probably will do so at the same rate until they stop making them.
Though, I will admit my friends and I have taken to calling it "Age of Smegmar" instead.
Why?
Because it conveys the degree of unpleasant cheesiness your looking forward to during a game.
What?!Thunderous Cacophony said:...and sending my beloved Lizardmen to the moon.
They were using Muspelheim's Life and Livery rules.SteinarB said:What? Wait, what? Okay, what did they spike the water with over at GW HQ?
I'm sorry, it's too late; rain of meteors destroyed Lustria, most of the Lizardmen died (including most of the Slaan) and the rest pulled an Ancient Aliens and flew away in their ziggurats. The End Times did a lot of stupid things, but that was probably the worst (even beating Settra getting smashed in Inter-Skellington Combat).Muspelheim said:What?!Thunderous Cacophony said:...and sending my beloved Lizardmen to the moon.
Noooo! Please, come home! All is forgiven!
Those are great. Here's another:Muspelheim said:quote
Are... Are these rules meant for drunken frat parties? Because I don't think anyone plays WH at drunken frat parties...Muspelheim said:I came up with a few more!
Wrath of the Sands (Tomb Kings)
If you have fielded High Queen Khalida, you may, during the magic phase, dump a bucket of sand (if brought along) on the opposing player's models. Used cat litter may be used instead of sand, which will add the "Poisoned" effect to all models in base contact with the litter.
Hammer of Sigmar (Empire)
If the Empire player has dressed up as Sigmar for the occasion, they may smash the game table with a hammer once per magic phase. Any models knocked over are considered casualties, including models caught under the hammer.
The Darkened Woods (Beasts of Chaos)
If available, the Beastmen player may feed the eliminated opposing player's models to their goat.
Horns and Claws (Beasts of Chaos)
If the Beastmen player is suitably dressed up for the occasion, they may headbutt the opposing player after each resolved mêlée phase.
Dwarven Life and Livery (Dwarfs)
A Dwarven player must drink one shot of an alcoholic beverage for every dice rolled, model moved, test taken and whenever the opposing player calls them a wee sissy that cannae hold their drink.
If the Dwarven player vomits on the table, all models in base contact with the vomit are considered eliminated.
If the Dwarven player starts a fight and break the terrain over the opposing player's head, they win the battle.
This is damn fun.
Captcha: get out.
Oh, captcha, you're a right bore you are!
Still think the worst name I've heard is Blooodstroker. Like...really? Bloodstroker? I shudder to think what they'll come up with for Slaanesh if KHORNE got BLOODSTROKER!.Thunderous Cacophony said:You do know that the fluff is getting changed up as well, right? The AoS fluff is just freaking awful (if I read the word "storm" or "gore" again I'll hit someone) and the 9th edition stuff, while supposedly scaled back, is still going to have to deal with the fallout of the End Times and sending my beloved Lizardmen to the moon.Mikeybb said:Being an old, old warhammer nerd who can remember when the toughness stat was displayed as a letter instead of a number, I've seen warhammer go through a lot of changes.
Some good, some bad, some horrible.
I haven't had time to play for a long time and by extension no where near enough time to paint and prepare an army for battle, so the shift in scale did interest me, even if being totally honest I knew it was purely out of curiosity rather than a genuine intent to pick up the game again.
You see, while the game lost me as a player a long time ago, the lore never did.
I'd still buy books.
Occasionally even rule books, just to see what directions the game had gone in.
As such, the changes have little impact on me as a customer and a fan.
I still throw money at them for books, art novel and rule, and probably will do so at the same rate until they stop making them.
Though, I will admit my friends and I have taken to calling it "Age of Smegmar" instead.
Why?
Because it conveys the degree of unpleasant cheesiness your looking forward to during a game.
I'm also much more of a fan of the universe and the novels than I am of the game itself, but unless Black Library declares independence and keeps up the old fluff I'm just going to have to stick to the old Gotrek & Felix.
OT: These rules are like someone's house rules, the kind written by an old grognard who laughs at any joke that includes a reference to Harry the Hammer. It's silly nonsense that doesn't really hurt, but it's really the kind of thing I'd expect to see in a Standard Bearer column of White Dwarf.
Looking forward to seeing a full review of Age of Sigmar, and hopefully 9th, here on the Escapist. I can't wait to see what you guys do with the "models have no point cost, you just put out equal numbers no matter the abilities" rule. Heck, bring back the podcast for a special episode and ream it out.
On a side note, the formatting of the quotes of the rules is off; it's presented like it was copied directly from the rulebook and no one corrected the columns.