Designers Craft Depressive Robot Furniture

Earnest Cavalli

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Designers Craft Depressive Robot Furniture



You always thought robots would enslave humanity, but it turns out that they just want to be loved.

At least that's the sensation one gets from watching the Emoti-bots in action. Designed by design students Burcum Turkmen and Katie Koepfinger as "prototypical products for future homes that simulate and stimulate emotion," the Emoti-bots are, in simple terms, furniture that reacts to human presence (or, more specifically, the lack thereof) with appropriate "emotions."

For example, taking a seat in the Emoti-bot chair will cause the device to change color in response to your touch. Standing up and walking away from the chair will move the poor despondent thing to wander listlessly about the room until it finds another occupant in need of a seat.

The Emoti-bot lamp on the other hand, physically changes shape when it senses a person nearby, seemingly in an effort to reach out and make contact. Moving away causes the machine to draw back into itself.

Both Emoti-bots are currently on display at the Parsons school of design in New York, but in case you can't make it out there to catch their maudlin metallic antics, the designers have you covered.

[vimeo=23187556]

There's a pretty severe WTF-factor in place here, so I'll let the Emoti-bots' official site explain the concept behind these things:

Our products are meant to argue against traditional western views toward robotics and common assumptions about the objects within which our future technologies will be built. Our project seeks to question the potential of the objects around us and envision them as evolved future objects. It seeks to challenge common fears surrounding robots and their elevated integration into our daily lives. We hope to push the boundary of what role we see robots playing in our lives and negate tendencies to regard them as slaves or servants, but rather look to them as cohabitants. The idea of simulating emotion in our objects is cemented in the idea that emotion plays a significant role in human intelligence. Intelligence is not only the ability to acquire knowledge, but also to apply it appropriately.

In short, the Emoti-bots are designed to interact with people on an emotional, rather than cerebral, level.

Contractually I believe this is the point where I'm obligated to make a reference to super adorable T-800 exoskeletons killing everyone you love, but I think you can handle that on your own.

Source: Engadget [http://emoti-bots.com/]

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So we've taken the first step towards "Hitchhiker's Guide" style doors and elevators. That's a bad step to take.
 

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thenumberthirteen said:
So we've taken the first step towards "Hitchhiker's Guide" style doors and elevators. That's a bad step to take.
I was thinking the same thing...and instead of doors that sigh when you walk through them we'll have chairs that moan when you sit on them....(mind out of the gutter please)
 

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thenumberthirteen said:
So we've taken the first step towards "Hitchhiker's Guide" style doors and elevators. That's a bad step to take.
Brain the size of a planet and they've got me waiting on people who need a seat...
 

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programmatic response does not equate to emotion; reciprocated, projected, or otherwise. emotion is a varied and complex thing that cannot be incited by simple input-output devices. those that have feelings for their furniture are on the slopes of the societal bell-curve.
 

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rossable said:
programmatic response does not equate to emotion; reciprocated, projected, or otherwise. emotion is a varied and complex thing that cannot be incited by simple input-output devices. those that have feelings for their furniture are on the slopes of the societal bell-curve.
I bet you're a lot of fun at parties, huh?
 

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Earnest Cavalli said:
rossable said:
programmatic response does not equate to emotion; reciprocated, projected, or otherwise. emotion is a varied and complex thing that cannot be incited by simple input-output devices. those that have feelings for their furniture are on the slopes of the societal bell-curve.
I bet you're a lot of fun at parties, huh?
quite!
 

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Creating the illusion of emotion by way of thermochromatic panels and motion detectors, woop dee doo
 

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There was a garfield comic where John wondered what if household appliances could talk, and Garfield immediately pointed out that would be terrible, as a burnt out light-bulb would be like a death in the family, I forsee that happening here.
 

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rossable said:
Earnest Cavalli said:
rossable said:
programmatic response does not equate to emotion; reciprocated, projected, or otherwise. emotion is a varied and complex thing that cannot be incited by simple input-output devices. those that have feelings for their furniture are on the slopes of the societal bell-curve.
I bet you're a lot of fun at parties, huh?
quite!
When Rossable does his 'thang at parties all the ladie's programmatic response does not equate to emotion, instead just pure animal passion for him. This passion is then reciprocated by rossable who projects it to all the other ladies. Now emotion is a varied and complex thing that cannot be incited by simple input-output devices, but Rossable knows just what to say to get the ladies to show him the slopes of their societal bell-curves.
Awwww Yeah.
 

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gregitaly said:
rossable said:
Earnest Cavalli said:
rossable said:
programmatic response does not equate to emotion; reciprocated, projected, or otherwise. emotion is a varied and complex thing that cannot be incited by simple input-output devices. those that have feelings for their furniture are on the slopes of the societal bell-curve.
I bet you're a lot of fun at parties, huh?
quite!
When Rossable does his 'thang at parties all the ladie's programmatic response does not equate to emotion, instead just pure animal passion for him. This passion is then reciprocated by rossable who projects it to all the other ladies. Now emotion is a varied and complex thing that cannot be incited by simple input-output devices, but Rossable knows just what to say to get the ladies to show him the slopes of their societal bell-curves.
Awwww Yeah.
+1 internet wingman... now where's that like button?
 

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"Our furniture enjoys long walks on the beach, quiet times at home, and terrifying everyone who sees them."

Seriously, the chair just looks like an oversized riding Roomba with heat-sensitive pads, but those... things on the sides of that cabinet have too much of a resemblance to eyes for my comfort.

gregitaly said:
...but Rossable knows just what to say to get the ladies to show him the slopes of their societal bell-curves.
Awwww Yeah.
I've never actually heard my brain laugh before. It's a weird sound.
 

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Earnest Cavalli said:
Contractually I believe this is the point where I'm obligated to make a reference to super adorable T-800 exoskeletons killing everyone you love, but I think you can handle that on your own.
Pshoo. They're perfectly adorable.

Hmmm. Well, maybe with a few changes.

There! Perfect!
 

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Honestly, I really like the idea of furniture and equipment that 'come to life' or respond when a user approaches - it's kind of an extension of automatic lights and doors... I'm not so sure about the wandering chair, though I can see the poetical side as a work of art.
 

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gregitaly said:
rossable said:
Earnest Cavalli said:
rossable said:
programmatic response does not equate to emotion; reciprocated, projected, or otherwise. emotion is a varied and complex thing that cannot be incited by simple input-output devices. those that have feelings for their furniture are on the slopes of the societal bell-curve.
I bet you're a lot of fun at parties, huh?
quite!
When Rossable does his 'thang at parties all the ladie's programmatic response does not equate to emotion, instead just pure animal passion for him. This passion is then reciprocated by rossable who projects it to all the other ladies. Now emotion is a varied and complex thing that cannot be incited by simple input-output devices, but Rossable knows just what to say to get the ladies to show him the slopes of their societal bell-curves.
Awwww Yeah.
I'm sorry, I just have to say, this conversation made my day.

Oh, I guess I should say something about the article as well.

Ummm... so yeah, robot uprising averted for the time-being, huh?
 

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Kalezian said:
Frozen Donkey Wheel2 said:
Wow, both of those things are both ugly and creepy. I don't want my furniture sneaking up on me when I'm not looking.

for extra fun, I will dress up the lamp to look like a creeper.


"wait, you cant sssssssssssssee in the dark! let me help you!"

of course, that is if they would actually move through the room towards people.



This does bring with it some new designs, you could have a room that would essentially come to life when you enter, lights turning on without you needing to flip a switch and such.


The future, though definitely weird, is great.
This makes me think of something. In the future, what if all construction was like the Aperture Science building? (minus psychotic killer computers, with self-awareness, ofc)

I mean buildings that can be totally re-arranged, re-built, re-designed on the individual room or structure-wide level by use of the Aperture panels, or something similar.

A building that an be customized to match your mood.

These... things I saw in the video, however, look uncomfortable and creepy.