I really couldn't care les about what FOX news says. They're a news channel in a country on the other side of the world that, based on the evidence I've been shown here on the Escapist, treat news as if it open to artistic license to make it more entertaining. They're basically the Onion, except at least the Onion doesn't try to hide the fact that its news is all satire. Why are you even giving them this kind of attention?
The only thing that justifies the existence of this comic is Podi. In... well, in a tie.
...OK, fine, the comic can stay. Just make jokes about things that matter in future, please?
Also, more Podi.