Nintendo Hints At Big Kirby-related Announcement This Week
Nintendo officials are urging families to gather at a handful of conspicuous locations around the U.S. Thursday to bear witness to a series of mysterious skyward events. All signs point to a certain adorable pink blob [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kirby_(Nintendo)] with a voracious appetite for inanimate objects and living beings alike.
Promising a "spectacular, star-filled display visible from Earth" and a "luminous spectacle that onlookers from coast to coast will be talking about," the gaming giant sent out word today of four locations where the mystery events will unfold in a matter of days.
"Authorities at Nintendo are forecasting an extraordinary celestial event this season. Expected to be visible on Sept. 18, this eye-popping occurrence will be best viewed from a handful of specific U.S. locations," according to the news release. "Experts are still deliberating over the scientific significance of this rare phenomenon, but evidence points clearly to the reemergence of a luminous entity that citizens from all walks of life will appreciate."
Hmm. Reemergence of a luminous entity? The precise nature of the upcoming occurrence is intentionally vague, but the prescribed locations seem more than mere happenstance. Behold, the optimal sites to view the impending Nintendo revelation:
- Kirby Middle School - 1328 28th Street, Birmingham, AL 35234
- Kirby Historical Mill - 275 Church Road, Medford, NJ 08055
- Kirby Park - 301 Northampton Street, Kingston, PA 18704
- Kirby Gate Shopping Center - 6548 Quince, Memphis, TN 38119
Viewing time is between 8:30 a.m. until 12:30 p.m. C.D.T. and 9:30 a.m. until 1:30 p.m. E.D.T. at each location and within the surrounding one-mile radius. Suspicious Indeed. What could all this mean? Venture your best guess, and post it below!
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Promising a "spectacular, star-filled display visible from Earth" and a "luminous spectacle that onlookers from coast to coast will be talking about," the gaming giant sent out word today of four locations where the mystery events will unfold in a matter of days.
"Authorities at Nintendo are forecasting an extraordinary celestial event this season. Expected to be visible on Sept. 18, this eye-popping occurrence will be best viewed from a handful of specific U.S. locations," according to the news release. "Experts are still deliberating over the scientific significance of this rare phenomenon, but evidence points clearly to the reemergence of a luminous entity that citizens from all walks of life will appreciate."
Hmm. Reemergence of a luminous entity? The precise nature of the upcoming occurrence is intentionally vague, but the prescribed locations seem more than mere happenstance. Behold, the optimal sites to view the impending Nintendo revelation:
- Kirby Middle School - 1328 28th Street, Birmingham, AL 35234
- Kirby Historical Mill - 275 Church Road, Medford, NJ 08055
- Kirby Park - 301 Northampton Street, Kingston, PA 18704
- Kirby Gate Shopping Center - 6548 Quince, Memphis, TN 38119
Viewing time is between 8:30 a.m. until 12:30 p.m. C.D.T. and 9:30 a.m. until 1:30 p.m. E.D.T. at each location and within the surrounding one-mile radius. Suspicious Indeed. What could all this mean? Venture your best guess, and post it below!
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