87 Sets of Videogame Boobs Put on Display

[Amnestic]

They are not real, get help!

The boobs you see in porn may as well not be real. They're pixelated, you're (almost) never going to touch them and a lot of the time they don't work like natural boobs do anyway.

Just sayin'

 

[oneplus999]

You point out that it's a shameless attempt to get more clicks on his own site but of course skip mentioning that the Escapist is doing the exact same damn thing?

 

[Danglybits]

They are not real, get help!

The boobs you see in porn may as well not be real. They're pixelated, you're (almost) never going to touch them and a lot of the time they don't work like natural boobs do anyway.

Just sayin'

This is true, since you're not going to interact with the boobs on the other side of the screen, be they pixels or implants (or even natural) couldn't they both be considered equally real and fake in relation to each other? I had a friend once that was giving me a hard time about being attracted to one game character or another. They said, "They aren't real, they have no genitals(this was pre-Rule 34 website)" then I pointed out that he was just as likely to meet and fuck Kate Beckinsale from the Underworld poster over his bed as I was to meet the game character. He got mad at me. I laughed.

That said, I prefer the look, feel and motions of real, natural breasts any day.

 

[Greg Tito]

You point out that it's a shameless attempt to get more clicks on his own site but of course skip mentioning that the Escapist is doing the exact same damn thing?

The Escapist News Room is nothing if not shameless.

 

[Paragon Fury]

Boobs.

Awesome.

My day is now that much better.

 

[Disembodied_Dave]

Creepy

 

[skywalkerlion]

whyyyyy???... WHYYYYYY???

are the not enough free porn sites that people feel the need to go look at pixilated boobs? as the song says people, its precisely what the internet is for.

*has lost all faith in the human race*

EXCEPT: Porn pics include dicks. Which I don't like seeing.

And barely any of these pics would load for me. WHY DO YOU FAIL ME IN MY MOMENT OF NEED, INTERNET?! WHY!?

 

[lazy_bum]

EXCEPT: Porn pics include dicks. Which I don't like seeing.

Not all of them, depends what you search for. always lesbian porn and webcam stuff if that suits your taste. at the very least there is always the page 3 girl.

 

[teutonicman]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQ07YjRQROU
fap fap fap

On a more serious note WTF germany!I guess I should be more surprised that I haven't seen this earlier.

 

[Rusty Bucket]

Boobabonanza!

This is the best word ever. Seriously.

What were we talking about?

 

[aaronmcc]

and the prize for worst article ever goes to....pcaction.de

the prize for worst translation ever....google

worst news publicity topic....the escapist

 

[AvsJoe]

Although I may be guilty of clicking the link, I failed to find any real purpose of this page. Sure the German guy said that the list was solely made for page-views (I'll bet it worked like a charm), but I failed to find any sexiness in the pics. This means I am disappointed.

 

[dududf]

You point out that it's a shameless attempt to get more clicks on his own site but of course skip mentioning that the Escapist is doing the exact same damn thing?

The Escapist News Room is nothing if not shameless.

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*Ahem*... I think I'm gonna be on that site for a while... for purely educational reasons of course *Whistles*

 

[Pimppeter2]

Hehe

Currently on 22 of 87.

Yup, I love being on break!

 

[Starke]

Looking through the list, it becomes apparent that "Breasts/boobs" is a mistranslation... It's probable that the german word that was put through google translate is slang just like we would use "chick" or "broad" (Imagine a foreign language speaker putting these words through a translator and they would get "baby chicken" and "large", respectively).

EDIT: Damn it, what's with me and the double posts lately?...

I'm not 100% sure, but I do believe "Brueste" translates to "breasts". A direct translation of the title is "Breasts in computer and videogames."

The text below, I'm a little shakier on, babble fish translates "Ein Gang durch die Geschichte der Titte. Famos!" to "A course by the history of the Titte. Famos!" A better translation might be "A [something] through the history of tits."

I'm sorry, I don't know Gang or Famos, and I'm assuming that Titte is a cognate, which can be a huge mistake. Class would be a cognate "die Klasse, -n" which makes me slightly suspicious of it's translation of Gang.

BTW, as far as I can tell bablefish is flat out mistranslating "durch" as "by" it's nominally "through".

EDIT: "A journey through the history of breasts." Technically "Gang" does mean "course" but in this case, "journey" or "look" is probably a better substitute.

 

[samsonguy920]

You point out that it's a shameless attempt to get more clicks on his own site but of course skip mentioning that the Escapist is doing the exact same damn thing?

The Escapist News Room is nothing if not shameless.

It's computer game bewbs, how can it not be included? Though most of those pics were bleh, there were a couple nice ones(Bloodrayne mostly), so thank you for the effort. And it was rather tactless to include user made content, could have saved that for a separate spiel.

 

[darksakul]

thank you, i am in a good mood now

 

[Sylocat]

Bookmarked.

Ditto.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Bookmarked.

Seconded.

I love you you crazy german bastards. Just for this. That whole "holocaust" thing... Yeah, totally forgiven. Throw in video game asses and I may even support the whole master race concept.

Thirded.