90s Video Condemns Ninja Turtles' Heathen Ways

[Formica Archonis]

So, lessons learned:
Christian facial hair represent!
Splinter's a magic Hindu rat, not a deformed human.
Luke Skywalker is just as bad as the Emperor.
In a complete 180 for the character, Bart Simpson is disrespectful to someone!
Michael Jackson is somehow related to Satan because of chocolate bars.
Just because you say you're Christian doesn't mean you're not evil. Because MC Hammer was the evilest and violentest and Satanest rapper to ever be.

 

[Colinmac93]

Really? These guys are looking at all of these things and saying that they aren't Christian?
All that video proved to me was that TMNT, Michael Jackson etc had a huge load of merchandise.

P.S. Michael Jackson chocolate bars? Were they dark or white chocolate?

 

[Pyode]

I used to have a pair of those slippers. LOL

Anyway, this isn't really news. The Evangelical Christians have been spouting this garbage for decades now. Dungeons and Dragons, Turtles, Pokemon, and Harry Potter have all had the same kind of stuff said about them.

The only thing that bothers me abut it is that the parents who are part of these groups will actually take this stuff seriously and prevent their children from enjoying these great properties.

Of course, children with parents like that have much bigger problems than simply not being allowed to read Harry Potter.

 

[Nami nom noms]

fuck that. heroquest is awesome!