Steam: "Buy ussss... Look at our lovely bargains... Will they ever come again? Buy us... Buy us, oh, powerful Internaut..."
Me: "Never! Mind over matter, mind over matter, mind over mattr... Mind... Ovv..."
Steam: "There, there... Come hither, with your throbbing wallet... It will all be over soon... Come hither..."
Me: "Ah-HA! Foiled, you ghastly harpies of the Valveolian Sea! My wallet is empty! You hold no power over me!"
Steam: "Then... Rob a bank. Mug someone... Lie, steal, kill... For money... It will all be ours in the end... Do it... Do it now, and we promise you, eternal joy and glory... Do whatever it takes..."
...And that is how I ended up here, Herr Judge. I had bought up about half of it before your boys found me. Help... Please.
*Recieves a Full Pardon, the judge knows our pain.*
Me: "Never! Mind over matter, mind over matter, mind over mattr... Mind... Ovv..."
Steam: "There, there... Come hither, with your throbbing wallet... It will all be over soon... Come hither..."
Me: "Ah-HA! Foiled, you ghastly harpies of the Valveolian Sea! My wallet is empty! You hold no power over me!"
Steam: "Then... Rob a bank. Mug someone... Lie, steal, kill... For money... It will all be ours in the end... Do it... Do it now, and we promise you, eternal joy and glory... Do whatever it takes..."
...And that is how I ended up here, Herr Judge. I had bought up about half of it before your boys found me. Help... Please.
*Recieves a Full Pardon, the judge knows our pain.*