Accidental Cleanliness Destroys $1.1m Art Installation

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Accidental Cleanliness Destroys $1.1m Art Installation



Insurers value Martin Kippenberger's It Starts Dripping From The Ceiling at $1.1 million. At least they did until a cleaning woman mistook the piece of art for an unsightly mess.

As per her job description, the unnamed custodian "cleaned" the mess, causing irreparable damage to the piece. "It is now impossible to return it to its original state," said a spokeswoman for Germany's Ostwall Museum, where Kippenberger's art had been on display thanks to a loan from a private collector.

How does something like this happen? Perhaps it's easier to understand with a description of the piece (for whatever reason, the 'net seems to be completely devoid of any actual pictures).

Prior to its destruction, Kippenberger's installation consisted of "a tower of wooden slats under which a rubber trough was placed with a thin beige layer of paint representing dried rain water." Thinking the paint was an actual stain, as opposed to a meaningful commentary on whatever it was supposed to be commenting on, the cleaning woman did her thing and removed the offending pigmentation.

According to museum officials, cleaning staff is instructed to maintain a distance of at least eight inches from all art installations, though it is "unclear if the woman had received the directive from the external company that employed her."

Obviously there's a jumping off point here for a discussion on the validity of art that the layperson instantly perceives as nothing more than a mess to be cleaned with industrial solvents, but more crucially, I think this incident highlights the laudable industriousness of the German cleaning industry.

Sure, the world has lost a valuable, irreplaceable piece of art, but it has also gained proof of the existence of a working class hero who will stop at nothing to eradicate filth. That's gotta be worth something, right?

Source: Auction Central News [http://acn.liveauctioneers.com/index.php/features/art-design/5834-german-museum-piece-falls-victim-to-cleaning-lady]
(Image [http://www.flickr.com/photos/waynewilkinson/6220684558/])





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sir.rutthed

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Honestly, I'm surprised something like this hasn't happened before. Or maybe it was...

Swept under the rug?
 

KorLeonis

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"The world has lost a valuable, irreplaceable piece of art", no it definitely has not. If your "art" is indistinguishable from trash, you are a failure. You are a drain on society and a waste of space. Go get a real job loser.
 

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sir.rutthed said:
Honestly, I'm surprised something like this hasn't happened before. Or maybe it was...

Swept under the rug?
really? really dude?
fine.
YYYYYYY-EEEEEEEEEEAH!

OT: couldn't they just... paint it back on? i'm assuming that paint still works like that.
if it doesn't... WAIT $1.1 MILLION? what the shitting what? HOOOOOW?
 

Blue Hero

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Do you think they'd give me $1.1m if I don't clean my bathroom for a few months and take a picture of it?
 

MetallicaRulez0

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Someone help me understand how a pile of sticks and a plastic bin is worth 1.1 million dollars.

Rich people are stupid.
 

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Reminds me of the local stadium. After it was finished, a modern art piece was placed on the exterior near the entrance. Some people came to remove what they thought was trash and complained that they couldn't on account of it being bolted down. The piece is still there, but when such misunderstandings occur, you KNOW that wasn't a good work!
 

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That is worth $1.1 Million!?

BRB gluing a bunch of sticks together so I can get myself set for life.
 

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It's modern art
ZeZZZZevy said:
Modern Art: indistinguishable from trash.
This. It's that kind modern art so, meh.

Tank207 said:


That is worth $1.1 Million!?

BRB gluing a bunch of sticks together so I can get myself set for life.
Thanks for the picture, i didn't understood its description.
 

KorLeonis

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Tank207 said:


That is worth $1.1 Million!?

BRB gluing a bunch of sticks together so I can get myself set for life.
Good grief! That's seriously what it was?!? The cleaning woman is an inspiration to us all, more people need to follow her example.
 

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I shit in a toilet bowl, don't touch it, it's my masterpiece!

Also:

If a piece of art is worth more than $10k, get f**king security and insurance for it! Yes, a cheap piece of rope, and a sign saying "Stay Back, Don't Touch! Art at Work!" helps in million dollar saving ways!

I guess it's back to a 9-5 working day for this poor sap.
 

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ViciousTide said:
I shit in a toilet bowl, don't touch it, it's my masterpiece!

Also:

If a piece of art is worth more than $10k, get f**king security and insurance for it! Yes, a cheap piece of rope, and a sign saying "Stay Back, Don't Touch! Art at Work!" helps in million dollar saving ways!

I guess it's back to a 9-5 working day for this poor sap.
Pah! You just don't understand! That would soil the artist's visions! /pretentiousass

OT: Over a million dollars? Why is the news on the Escapist trying to make me sad today?
 

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I was a fine arts major, and I had this opinion in college: If you have to be told something is art, then art was not created.

Art is supposed to be this visceral emotional experience. If you make something that does not create that or a host of similar feelings, you probably didn't succeed as an artist. Also, as a rule of thumb, if you didn't at least make something that people can outright see as art, you didn't succeed.

Though, I must say, I'm sure this created an emotional experience for the custodial worker. At first they were annoyed and frustrated someone left such a mess, then they were happy when they had successfully cleaned it up. And in this, the artist succeeded, haha.
 

GeorgW

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I don't know whether to laugh or to cry. I don't usually understand modern art, especially not this piece, but it still bothers me when anything remotely valuable (monetary or emotionally) is destroyed. It gets to me in movies as well.

That said, this is just hilarious, and the cynic in me has some shadenfreude that "art" that is indistinguishable from dirt gets cleaned up. I've honestly been waiting for this for years.

However, there is something I don't get. Looking at the picture, how can you possibly not understand that that is an exhibit? It's in the centre of the room in an art exhibit, and has a completely different colour scheme and material than the building itself, what was this cleaner thinking??
standokan said:
This enrages me somehow, so apperently I care about art ..odd
Maybe you care about money?
Tank207 said:
Earnest Cavalli said:
Perhaps it's easier to understand with a description of the piece (for whatever reason, the 'net seems to be completely devoid of any actual pictures).
Now that it's news there are, apparently. It's not too late to edit the OP ;)