Get Your Ass To Mars in the Total Recall MMO

Andy Chalk

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Get Your Ass To Mars in the Total Recall MMO


Get ready for a surprise! Total Recall is being made into an MMO.

Michael Ironside, Ronnie Cox and three fabulous boobs - you know what I'm talking about. It's Total Recall [http://www.amazon.com/Total-Recall-Arnold-Schwarzenegger/dp/B00070FX5U/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1320870221&sr=8-2], of course, the classic 1990 action flick that stars Arnold Schwarzenegger but that's made awesome by Ironside, Cox, Sharon Stone in her prime and the most famous sci-fi tits in history, not to mention some insanely over-the-top violence. And now, believe it or not, it's about to become an MMO.

Developed by SEE games and ZQGame, the browser-based Total Recall MMO will be free-to-play with microtransactions, PvP and PvE action, and a "collaborative memory quest system," whatever that means.

"Total Recall is an international phenomenon; we know this well-known property will make a great 3D browser based game," said Mark Caplan, vice president at Sony Pictures Consumer Products Inc. "Total Recall will offer fans of the franchise and gamers alike an engaging and authentic experience - one that will deliver everything that the fans expect and will dovetail perfectly with the upcoming film."

Yes, sadly, the new game will apparently be based on the upcoming remake [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1386703/] starring Colin Farrell and not the great Arnie film. Don't feel bad if that squashes any interest you might have had in this game; the new movie doesn't even have a Richter and how can you make a Total Recall film without "See you at the pahty, Richter?" It just doesn't work.

The press release said nothing about a release date but the crappy new movie [and yes, I've already made up my mind on that] comes out on August 3, 2012, so I wouldn't be surprised to see it land around the same time. So keep your eyes peeled for it - and I'll see you at the pahty!


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Ghengis John

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I've seen some impressive browser based 3d games of late, yet still the news that it's not based on the 80's classic is disappointing. If I can't make jokes in an Arnie voice like "Ant you 'taught dey called it deh rehd plaanet befyore." Then it just loses all of it's charm for me.
 

INeedAName

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That's... sort of surreal.

I wasn't aware they're making a remake of Total Recall. Wow, is Hollywood so low on ideas they're litteraly remaking everything from before the year 2000? Seriously has anything come out of hollywood in the last six months that wasn't a remake or a superhero movie!?
 
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"Total Recall is an international phenomenon; we know this well-known property will make a great 3D browser based game," said Mark Caplan, vice president at Sony Pictures Consumer Products Inc. "Total Recall will offer fans of the franchise and gamers alike an engaging and authentic experience - one that will deliver everything that the fans expect and will dovetail perfectly with the upcoming film."
You. You will be the first against the wall come the revoloution.

 

Andy Chalk

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A Total Recall MMO isn't actually a bad idea, but based on the Colin Farrell movie? Kiss my ass.
 

Cowabungaa

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The question that is, of course, on everyone's mind is;

Can we hit on a three-boobed hooker? I mean really, does anything else even matter?
 

Andy Chalk

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A Total Recall MMO isn't actually a bad idea, but based on the Colin Farrell movie? Kiss my ass.
 

Mahorfeus

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"Oh, instead of Mars, we'll make it Russia! Get it? They're both RED! DOHOHOHOHO!!!"

There isn't a middle finger big enough.
 

Knight Templar

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Any Total Recall game is worth a look in my book.

I wasn't aware of any remake, sounds like utter shit. Arnie is what made that movie the masterwork of B-grade action that it is, you can't not have him!
Mahorfeus said:
"Oh, instead of Mars, we'll make it Russia! Get it? They're both RED! DOHOHOHOHO!!!"

There isn't a middle finger big enough.
You sir are a funny man, or woman, I didn't check your profile.
 

TheDooD

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does cost of re-specing your toon cost your friends list and contacts with that char if so... just take my damn money. Also 3 boobed hookers are a must.
 

teqrevisited

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You think this is the real Quaid?


It isn't.


Damn hollywood and their remakes. The concept sounds interesting, but I can't help but be cynical. I'll stick to my 80s cheese, thanks.
 

The Wykydtron

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A remake? Really? Do they not get that Arnie instantly turns any film he's in into B grade gold?

Just ignore the MMO guys! I'm sure it'll turn out jusssst fine

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WanderingFool

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YES! A Total Recall MMO, sounds awes...

Andy Chalk said:
Yes, sadly, the new game will apparently be based on the upcoming remake [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1386703/] starring Colin Farrell and not the great Arnie film.
 

Dukenstein

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The remake is going to be PG-13 and there are no 3 breasted women, no gore, no violence and no Mars. Why is this being made?