Samsung: Welcome To The Translucent, Twitter-Enabled Future

Earnest Cavalli

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Samsung: Welcome To The Translucent, Twitter-Enabled Future


Samsung debuted its new "smart window" technology at this year's CES and, no hyperbole, it's the coolest thing in the history of forever!

Remember last October when we brought you this story about Samsung's plans to turn ordinary, translucent windows into interactive display screens [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/113571-Samsung-Wants-To-Turn-Your-Windows-Into-TVs]? That was funny, wasn't it?

"Samsung is going to turn my window into a computer screen? Oh really? Is that before or after we're zooming around in flying cars? And when do I get a subservient sex robot?" Then, comment complete, you would scoff, and go about your daily lives, content in the knowledge that you are one of the few people daring enough to cynically respond to something on the internet.

Well Captain Sarcasm, Samsung actually made that crazy translucent window display, and it demoed the technology at the recent Consumer Electronics Expo in Las Vegas. How does it look? Check out the clip embedded at top-right and see for yourself.

First of all, propers to the fine people at Mobile Nations [http://www.mobilenations.com/] for producing that clip, and double propers to hostess Ashley Esqueda for not having an aneurysm on seeing that technology in action. That is some seriously futuristic tech right there. It's the kind of thing we've been promised in sci-fi movies for years, and there it is, in reality, ready to be filled with all kinds of horrifying pornographic pop-ups the moment you click the wrong link.

As Ms. Esqueda points out, Samsung is readying the technology for mass production, so I wouldn't expect to see this kind of thing popping up around town, say, tomorrow. However, those of you sitting in a college dorm, reading this text and hoping against hope that you'll be able to find a job with your largely useless art history degree now have something to look forward to ordering for your first home.

Unless you end up blowing all your savings on the aforementioned sex robots.

Source: Geekologie [http://www.geekologie.com/2012/01/coolest-thing-from-the-consumer-electron.php#more]

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Seraj

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Wow.


Just...wow.

I so want one of these.


Although I guess in the future, bricking someone's window is going to cost them a hell of a lot more to repair!
 

Aeshi

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If any other company did something like this everyone would be whining that it was just a dumb gimmick.
 

RA92

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Well, one might even say this opens up a window to a whole new world of consumer electronics.
 

Hazy992

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Aeshi said:
If any other company did something like this everyone would be whining that it was just a dumb gimmick.
Not if it was Apple. People would get waaay too over excited if they made this.
 

Orange12345

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this is awesome on so many levels, but it also seems a bit impractical, unless you have a nice view behind the window you aren't really going to want this. It looks a bit uncomfortable to, if I'm using my computer for an extended period I am going to want to be sitting in a chair not standing at my window.

Also what do you see from the outside looking in? is it a just mirrored image? because that could lead to some unintended viewing of porn
 

redisforever

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My brain...

Now, actually, I'd like to see if they can do this on curved windows, like in cars. Although, porn while driving is a terrible idea. Unless the computer can drive the car as well.

And, compared to my real blinds, these seem like they work. As in, they block light. I just wonder how much this costs. I also think the no-touching symbol under the display is a bit dumb. I mean, you're demonstrating it, let people see that it works.
 

4RM3D

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Imagine installing these in every window in your house. Then imagine your power bill at the end of the year.

Besides being cool, I don't see any real purpose for it yet. Unless you build it in a car or something.
 

Smooth Operator

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Touch screen LCD with no backlight is what that is called, but sure let's amuse ourselves and call it completely new and innovative :p
 

kouriichi

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"subservient sex robot"?

No thanks. I like my sexbots to not think at all, and do nothing but sex. ((possibly with other bots for my sick enjoyment.)) And as cool as this is, i cant watch porn on my kitchen window.
My wife would gut me >.>;


OT: This is actually a pretty sweet piece of tech. I can see this maybe replacing keyboards to an extent. Do you know how nice it would be to have a completely flat keyboard that i can clean with a wet towel? ((Yes, i know they have those Laser ones, but they just dont feel the same as something stable that isnt completely flat.))
 

Juliamon

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It's a nice idea... but since it's Samsung, I'm sure it'll start going bad as soon as the warranty's up, just like our Samsung TV, oven, and refrigerator have.
I also wouldn't look forward to having to clean it daily.
 

fenrizz

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I MUST HAVE THIS!

But I reckon it's gonna cost a hell of a lot to begin with, so I'll have to wait a few years.
Still is pretty damn awesome though!
 

redisforever

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Huh, while impressive, there was, it seems, a small issue with the calibration. In the video, at around 0:50-0:51, watch where her finger hits, and what gets selected. Then again, I assume you can calibrate it, and I assume that, since this is a prototype, it'll be fixed. Still, highly impressive, and very awesome.
 

Layz92

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*car flicks rock into window breaking it*
You: "FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"... $1000 dollar repair bill.