A Declaration of War

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Zachary Amaranth said:
Fiz_The_Toaster said:
What?!

I will have you know that I am a social justice rogue myself, and I take offense to your accusations! You never stated you stance in class, so what did you expect me to believe? Unless you're trying to dirty the social justice rogue name and bring our whole stance down.

#notallrogues
Oh, come on. You're a fake social justice rogue. No true social justice rogue would say such things! Clearly, you're co-opting my label!

#RogueGate
Now you're just being ridiculous.

You're just mad that I caught you in your nonsense. If you're such a rogue, then how come I caught you? Fighting for all rogues when you can't even be one?

That is some weak sauce there, dude.
 

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Fiz_The_Toaster said:
Now you're just being ridiculous.

You're just mad that I caught you in your nonsense. If you're such a rogue, then how come I caught you? Fighting for all rogues when you can't even be one?

That is some weak sauce there, dude.
Your leaked emails prove otherwise. #roguespiracy
 

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Zachary Amaranth said:
Fiz_The_Toaster said:
Now you're just being ridiculous.

You're just mad that I caught you in your nonsense. If you're such a rogue, then how come I caught you? Fighting for all rogues when you can't even be one?

That is some weak sauce there, dude.
Your leaked emails prove otherwise. #roguespiracy
Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft...

So now you own a recipe for queso dip, so, what?

I can't enjoy a good dip and share it with other people now?

You're taking this solo schtick waaaaaaaay too seriously.
 

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Fiz_The_Toaster said:
Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft...

So now you own a recipe for queso dip, so, what?

I can't enjoy a good dip and share it with other people now?

You're taking this solo schtick waaaaaaaay too seriously.
I don't care about your taste in dip, but look at how many people you offered it to! Where is your criminal integrity?
 

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Zachary Amaranth said:
Fiz_The_Toaster said:
Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft...

So now you own a recipe for queso dip, so, what?

I can't enjoy a good dip and share it with other people now?

You're taking this solo schtick waaaaaaaay too seriously.
I don't care about your taste in dip, but look at how many people you offered it to! Where is your criminal integrity?
Wait, are you jealous?

This is all because you couldn't get on the list for the good dip?

I was just sharing it among good friends and people I think would enjoy it. It's just dip, man.
 

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Haha, Im not quite sure how real this is or how to take it since im still learning the ropes here but it looks like people are playing it up so ill just try to answer the thread question.

If i could master any martial art it would have to be tai chi. Sure its a soft martial art but the little I know now is pretty great. My Sifu described it as martial arts in slow motion, focusing on the energy being circulated on the body instead of using that energy on ones opponent.

Plus its what waterbending is based on and the concept of controlling energy through movement and breathing? Well if that aint as close as im getting to hamon then strike me down because Jojo is love. Jojo is life.
 

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Huh? What? What is this? What war? What's going on?? Why is my fun gun set to MOAR FUNN???
http://www.freestepdodge.com/attachments/angel_beats-animated_gif-break_dancing-dancing-tk-gif.4510/

OT: I would master the art of the turntable... which I would then use to scratch my enemies to death with my various rad beats from hip-hop and glitch alike, because DA MUSIKS! You can't touch it, but it can touch you, baby...
http://media.giphy.com/media/a9yXzCqkfCrbG/giphy.gif
 

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Lear said:
Mercenary available for hire. (Me!)

Will work for muffins. (Take that as you will.)

Can use and withstand aforementioned disturbing industrial music. (Check the avatar.)

Either side can inquire. (Act quickly!)

Until then, will watch the fireworks. (Ooh, pretty!)
An amoral mercenary who will wage war for muffins? You're my kind of scum, my friend. Your're hired!

Now, take this, you will need it to accomplish your mission.


This enemy is your target. Take him out! For victory! For Injustice! For the LOL's! ATTACK!!!


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Did you really make a thread just to advertise for your little club, and then slap some completely unrelated "discussion value" on it?
 

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Imperioratorex Caprae said:
One warning, the Henchgoats are ready for deployment. Victory confetti has been acquired and set to go. They will bathe in your blood and pepper your rotting carcasses with victory... confetti.
You've been warned.
Trust us Funners, you don't want to get them riled up... especially if they get excited after eating indian food... The gas D:
 

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Pinkamena said:
Did you really make a thread just to advertise for your little club, and then slap some completely unrelated "discussion value" on it?
Sure you could look at it that way I guess... but then again it could just be a fun thing we decided to do on a whim. Because that's a thing people can do.
 

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Dirty Cop James funs said:
A group sponsored thread? 5 dollas on someone taking issues with this. >_>
Hell no. Someone posts a declaration of war that isn't about feminism or gamergate? I'm all for it.

OT: What's in it for me? I don't go around joining every League that asks, I'm not that kinda girl.
 

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Caramel Frappe said:
Good thing I stocked up on an entire army...



The UN Group will always double it's soldiers, navy, pole dancers, and air strikes. No amount of pu- kitty power can stop us.
Unless you guys have something up your sleeves?

After all, I only have so much I can afford. All these penguins cost me half my life's savings due to having to train + feed + supply weapons + vacation time the darn things. That adds up man.
I feel your pain: Armies can be expensive. And the cost of paying for your penguin army to march all the way to the battlefield---just paying for all the raw fish needed to feed them--must be ruinous. You have my sympathies.

>.>
.>


Oh, have I mentioned that I, too, have an army?


And I'm always recruiting, of course. I don't fully share your troubles with financially ruinous expenses.











[small]I will admit that my recruiting efforts aren't always successful, though.[/small] <.<

 

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So...there's a war going on...annnnd a buncha things are happening with cuteness, swords and I dunno what else...

[HEADING=1]KILL ALL THE THINGS![/HEADING]

 

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Zachary Amaranth said:
Which side represents social justice? As a social justice warrior, I must know!
Well, the IL are Social Injustice Warriors, that's close enough right?
bat32391 said:
Wait who are we waring?
*Points in EUNPF's direction*

Go get 'em son, make us proud!
VectorSlip said:
Jojo is love. Jojo is life.
I like the cut of your jibe, you'd make a fine henchman for IL if you're interested ;-)
 

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Pinkamena said:
Did you really make a thread just to advertise for your little club, and then slap some completely unrelated "discussion value" on it?
Looks like good honest fun to me. If you feel offended, please don't let us detain you!

 

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Dirty Cop James funs said:
JoJo said:
Yo, gimme mah 5 dollas!
That'd get you a lot from the candy store in my day, young man! Speaking of which...

OT: Back in my day we didn't have these pansy-ass "murshul urts", we lined up and pummeled the stuffing out of each-other with the butts of our muskets like real men!
 

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Dirty Cop James funs said:
Pinkamena said:
Did you really make a thread just to advertise for your little club, and then slap some completely unrelated "discussion value" on it?
Welp.....

Dirty Cop James funs said:
A group sponsored thread? 5 dollas on someone taking issues with this. >_>
I saw it coming, all right.

JoJo said:
Yo, gimme mah 5 dollas!
Gah, can I pay in orphans? Lil Timmy here is real good at shoe shining and one less mouth to feed would help the war effort!
 

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Anime? More like DUMBime


We got mothafuckin' MONTAGE PARODIES SON


Might as well give up now and save face ;3