A game in one sentence.

[DoW Lowen]

Dragon Ball: Your clothes can survive energy blasts that would tear a planet in half.

Sonic Unleashed: A half decent game. Literally.

 

[Photon987]

Henry Hatsworth: It's Tea Time.

 

[BigHandInSky]

Dawn of war: Winter Assault=
Imperial guard: defend with a crap load of units - tech up - BANEBLADE MOFO!!!!-blitzkrieg

Dawn of war: dark crusade=
Tau: just try and get close, i dare you - gets into melee - meet kroot warriors bitches!
Necrons: spam spam spam spam spam spam

Dawn of war: soulstorm=
SoB: over-religious bitches/women in power armour who like fire toooooo much
Dark Eldar: i don't play them so i dunno

Dawn of war 2=
MP= play with rank 30 players until you can survive for more than 10 minutes and we'll talk
OR: SP= Same map 10 times - story mission - different map 10 times - repeat

 

[AlphaOmega]

Plants vs Zombies: There's a zombie on your Lawn.

 

[irishstormtrooper]

Half-Life 2: Killing aliens, killing more aliens, physics puzzle, awkward driving section, killing zombies, rinse and repeat.

 

[Rauten]

Psychonauts: Dentist stealing kid brains to create an army of death tanks; F*** YEAH.

 

[act5420]

Mortal Kombat vs DC Universe- Sure, Midway's never going bankrupt.

 

[jamesworkshop]

Sonic the hedgehog is basically some kind of Blue bear
Portal speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out
Diablo click, click

 

[Ze_Reaper_Of_Zeath]

Batman: You get to STALK kids Adults.

 

[TriggerHappyAngel]

World of Warcraft: Many Men Online RolePlaying as Girls

 

[Ithera]

Duke Nukem 3D: Aliens, ruins, women, payback.

 

[TrogdorTheBurninator]

Castlevania - A man wearing a skirt breaks into an old man's house and beats him to death.

 

[XT inc]

super metroid- oh snap its actually a chick.

 

[KimberlyGoreHound]

Killer7 - Mutated terrorist kamikazes in an otherwise entirely peaceful world laughing maniacally spraying blood everywhere when you shoot them - and did I mention you're an old man with 7 personalities all with their own physical being?

Super Mario Galaxy - Get stars, save princess...in space.

 

[DividedUnity]

Shadow of Chernobyl: GET OUT OF HERE STALKER............

Oblivion: Save the world yourself because apparently everyone else is too lazy to anything.

Gears of war: Kill some evil bugs then blow up their house

X3: Kill some aliens then kill some more aliens then save you father from the aliens......again

 

[Trifixion]

Mega Man 1-10: Gee, I'm so surprised Dr. Wily is trying to take over the world again.

BloodRayne: Redhead half-vampire chick in a leather bondage outfit slices up mutant alien zombie Nazi vampires.

Godzilla - Destroy All Monsters Melee: Relive Saturday morning "monster movie mayhem" whenever you feel like it!

 

[Sh0ckFyre]

Final Fantasy XIII - Press the X/A Button for the Entire Length of Either Three DVD's or one Blu-Ray Disc, Which is Probably About Thirty or so Hours XIII.

 

[FastFoot92]

God of War(all of em) Keep dying? You're not pressing square enough

Heavy Rain: Madison= Tits Scott= Fighting Jayden= Glove fetish Ethan= WAHAMBULENCE

Pokémon: No you're not high that really is a dancing tree. That kicks ass

 

[DjDuskReborn]

Half Life 2:
Go kill some combine and some zombies find out some stuff kill some more dudes kill boss end