Well. First I'm going weigh every last word I say. So nothing can be accidentally misinterpretation as a wish ironically.
Wish 1
Then I'm going to ask a number of questions about the nature of being genie, his limits to his ability, his chance of ironically screwing me over, how truthful he will be ectera.
If necessarily I will burn a wish on getting him to answer ever last question truthfully, constructively and not screw me over ironically (seriously this is my biggest fear).
Wish 2
With that in mind I'm going to wish for some sort of perfectly phrased reality-manipulating practically a god superpower if possible, which will fulfil all my needs and desires.
Wish 3
Lastly I'm going to find out what happens if you actually free a genie. Some stories you have to actually wish them back into the bottle with your last wish to stop them going on a rampage. If that's the case I use my last wish to seal them back up. If they are benign and will just disappearance off into some sort of fifth dimension I wish him free so no one can use him against me.
Wish 1
Then I'm going to ask a number of questions about the nature of being genie, his limits to his ability, his chance of ironically screwing me over, how truthful he will be ectera.
If necessarily I will burn a wish on getting him to answer ever last question truthfully, constructively and not screw me over ironically (seriously this is my biggest fear).
Wish 2
With that in mind I'm going to wish for some sort of perfectly phrased reality-manipulating practically a god superpower if possible, which will fulfil all my needs and desires.
Wish 3
Lastly I'm going to find out what happens if you actually free a genie. Some stories you have to actually wish them back into the bottle with your last wish to stop them going on a rampage. If that's the case I use my last wish to seal them back up. If they are benign and will just disappearance off into some sort of fifth dimension I wish him free so no one can use him against me.