A giant Meteor is 15 seconds away from earth....

[XAdrianX]

All the escapes pods from earth have been launched, and your last words will be recorded for them to always remember.

These last words are?

Mine: I died as I lived...doing nothing for anybody...

 

[SCAFC Chimp]

"Holy shit, what's that falling flaming rock?"
"With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!"
"Glory to the Hypnotoad"

 

[Rarhnor]

"I'm moving on up! (movin' on up). To the east side! (movin' on up)..."

Edit:

Spoiler: For simple convinience

 

[MagicMouse]

"We had escape pods?"

 

[DrLeonardChurch]

"Thanks for waiting for me, assholes."

 

[Penguinness]

Always, I wanna be with you, and make believe with you and live in HARMONY HARMONY OHH LOVEE

 

[MelasZepheos_v1legacy]

I'd say 'I love you' to a certain someone.

Yeah it's corny, but it's something I feel needs to be said. No pithy one liners, just total honesty in the last few seconds of your life.

 

[jacobgr43]

in the words of spotswood from team america "JESUS mother TI**Y F**KING" *BOOM*
or "i spent my whole live playing video games, reaserching internet meme's and watching anime and now all i can say is... LIFE WELL SPENT"

 

[Radeonx]

Good thing I have laser eyes!

 

[Canadamus Prime]

"Oooooooooooooh, shiny!"

 

[Omega V]

hey wait! don't leave me behind! please??
........

ahhh you guys can all go to hell!!

 

[Triforceformer]

"Looks like this kitchen *sunglasses* couldn't take its heat." And as the Earth explodes, a tear-inducing YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH is heard all through out the universe.

 

[Mr.Mattress]

"And With this, I shall go down with the ship. *prays* May those who survive have better lives then I."

 

[Ranorak]

"....Crap in a bucket."

 

[AmrasCalmacil]

The worrying thing is when I saw the title of this thread, my initial thought was 'Oh crap, really?!'

Luckily it turns out that I am not about to fry, so I shall leave you with these last word(s).
"KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!"

 

[teutonicman]

How the FUCK did we NOT see that coming?!

 

[Motiv_]

I'd drop to my knees, and shout with all of my might...

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

That way, my final words can be used in various techno remixes for generations to come.

 

[gjendemsjo]

I am Gjendemsjo, and I'm here to ask you a......HOLY SHIT!!!!

BOOOOOM!