A Journey to the Center of the Earth.

[kailus13]

Dude Tizzy, you just need to like, relax man. Stop and chill with the rest of us.

 

[kailus13]

Dude Tizzy, we have like, nothing but time man. Realx a little.

 

[kailus13]

Then do so. And then relax.

 

[StormShaun]

I'm back!
... with explosives.

C4 for everyone. *Throws C4 everywhere*

 

[kailus13]

Just to check, but you have brought the detonators, right?

 

[StormShaun]

... well you see.
My hair is the detonator.

I know, almost impossible but I blame my stylist!
Once I pull this on hair bang ... THEN bang ... I guess?

 

[kailus13]

Doesn't that mean you have to be right next to the C4? *backs away slowly*

 

[StormShaun]

Nope ... my hair has a long distance transceiver.
so I can be anywhere!

... Anywhere.

 

[Euryalus]

Really? What's Obama doing right now?

 

[StormShaun]

Calling for his security.
Do you want to know WHY he is doing this?

... it's because we were in the White House to begin with, ooooo~

 

[kailus13]

Quick, steal as many documents as you can!

 

[StormShaun]

I found a weird red button that says "Do not push ... ever, never, ever".
Hmm ...

I think it wants us to push it.

 

[kailus13]

Aim it towards Narnia! Jesus lion never paid us.

 

[StormShaun]

Don't worry, I got it!

*Points button towards closet*
*Presses*

Um ... nothing happened.
Did anyone see multiple nuclear missiles go missing somewhere?

 

[kailus13]

You lost the nukes? AGAIN?

 

[StormShaun]

I blame Gabe.
Those missiles couldn't resist the good prices!

 

[kailus13]

There must be something in the Oval Office we can steal!

 

[StormShaun]

How about ... we steal the oval office?
That sounds good.

But where is everyone!?