A Journey to the Center of the Earth.

[StormShaun]

As I said ... let's STEAL the Oval Office!
I'm in the mood for a Oval office robbery.

 

[StormShaun]

I'm sure that they do have a Oval office in another dimension.

...

I mean we ARE in it right now. :O

 

[Dalek Caan]

Unless this is the Angular Office!

We're in for a oblong journey.

 

[kailus13]

*golf claps* Nice pun good sir!

Now how do we go about stealing an entire room?

 

[StormShaun]

And I'll grab the inter-dimensional alien anal probe.
It was banned in Australia you know!

Also those alien "Totally not real" drugs that can turn people into badass superheroes, we definitely need those.

 

[Dalek Caan]

Dammit, this office is stuck in tight. We'll need the lube, thankfully we brought some, in large amounts.

 

[kailus13]

Does anal lube work on buildings?

 

[Dalek Caan]

Sure, if you know how to properly apply it. Thankfully you have a master with you. Also, can anyone hear that buzzing noise?

 

[StormShaun]

Our great friend shall tell us!


Also ... who invited Nic Cage with us?

 

[kailus13]

Blame Tizzy, that generally works.

 

[Dalek Caan]

We should be congratulating Tizz, now we can re-enact scenes from "Face Off". Also, what where we meant to be doing again?

 

[kailus13]

I think we were stealing a building of some kind.

 

[StormShaun]

Day 20: I believe that everyone is gone ... or were they a figment of my imagination?
I may be losing my mind here, plus I see a skeleton of a blue cat only known as Tizzy ... well it seems the tormentor has met his owner doom in this place.

Unfortunately this place is ... Disney Land!

 

[StormShaun]

Good news, I found Walt Disney ...
he was in the fridge next to us.

Now where is everyone else?

 

[StormShaun]

Maybe we should just burn the place down.
We both wake them up and get them out of stasis.

Two birds one bullet!