A Journey to the Center of the Earth.

[Barbas]

I say we fight to death or exhaustion for the Play-Doh!

 

[Euryalus]

You can. I'll be over here stealing it to play with while I watch netflix.

 

[Drummodino]

*Wanders in*

So how does this thing work? Oooooo Civ V! Can I join in?

 

[Euryalus]

It's a Civ game, of course it is. Remember Civ III? You had to watch each units move. Crazy!

Speaking of civ though we should conquer stuff. We haven't don't that in forever.

 

[Euryalus]

So hurry up and get us food Tizzy! We need to be well fed for murder and pillaging!

 

[Euryalus]

Well too bad! The Yakuza will kill you if you leave! Hold it in!

Where is Tizzy Damnit?!

 

[Drummodino]

Tiiiiiizzzzzzzzyyyyyy, we need you!

 

[Headsprouter]

*spawns*

This isn't Venice...

 

[Drummodino]

No it isn't. Although you can play Venice if you join our Civ game.

 

[Headsprouter]

But that won't be fast-paced arcade shooter action! It's more than just a little outside my comfort zone...

 

[Drummodino]

Tizzy! Did you bring food?

 

[thesilentman]

.... I guess I must have been silent this whole time.

.... For fuck's sake, shoot me already. @_@

 

[Barbas]

These pretzels are less than atrocious.

 

[TKhanman]

He simply said the pretzels weren't terrible, you have a problem.

 

[Headsprouter]

...Is nobody gonna ask where this guy came from? He looks wierd...

 

[Barbas]

Where has anyone truly come from?

Ooh, that was deep...where's my tape recorder?

 

[Drummodino]

I think T0ad is sitting on it.

 

[Euryalus]

*kicks broken tape recorder he sat on under the couch*

No idea. Haven't seen it.

But now that everyone's here, I think we should set up our war cabinet. I call dibs on Chief of Enhanced Interrogation techniques.