A Journey to the Center of the Earth.

[Barbas]

@Dirty Cop: Hey, how do you know about that? >:/

 

[Drummodino]

Down with the tyrant!

*waves pitchfork*

 

[Barbas]

@Dirty Cop: Dude, he's right there. Also, your hammer is broken.

 

[Drummodino]

Damn it Barbas, you're out of time!

*throws pigeon at face*

 

[Malbourne]

This is no time for a mutiny! Particularly when there could be mutants about...

 

[Malbourne]

Please don't grab your stuff. There are (probably) children watching!

 

[Drummodino]

Are we talking mutants from Fallout or X-Men? If it's the former we better skedaddle!

 

[Barbas]

I just have to run faster than the rest of you, hahahahahaaa! *Zooms off*.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Good thing I can fly. Wait, I will just burn them to a crisp!

 

[Barbas]

Looks like our duck is about to be...fried.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

No! Barbas run! you are in the line of fire!

 

[Barbas]

Remember me as I am - dancing and on fire!

 

[StormShaun]

*Sudden hole appears*

Sorry to interrupt whoever you guys are killing, buuuuuuuut ...
Well, I was digging my own hole, and about fifty bottles of pee later, I found the center of the Earth.

... Basically, it's bees.

Yeah, not exactly the most exciting ending.
Anyone up for going to the moon, I really want to see if it's made out of cheese.
[sub][sub][sub]Barbas, back me up on this one.[/sub][/sub][/sub]

 

[Barbas]

We are sufficiently bored for this adventure. I'll loot a VW and start painting it in psychedelic space camo directly.

 

[StormShaun]

Excellent plan Captain Barbas, now it is time we wake up this skeleton crew!

[sub][sub][sub]At least one of the skeletons talk.[/sub][/sub][/sub]

 

[Barbas]

I know how to wake them up! *Rummages for electrical cables in the engineering section*.

 

[StormShaun]

Ooooor we can do something better!
We board our VW and start kidna- ... Recruit several new members in our basement HQ!

 

[Headsprouter]

*falls from the ceiling/sky/above everyone else*

I got lost.