Corporal Sprouts, you're here! Good; we need someone to pump out the engine room 'cos it's full of stinky water. I went down there earlier and it was all dark, I slipped and got a pissy sock.
Good. I'll get the technicians on the cappuccino machine. I told those eggheads we should've gone with Nespresso[footnote]Mmmmm, can't get enough of that Nespresso flavour![/footnote].
Romanians! I know these people as car-washers, hello-sayers, newspaper-sellers and bin-hokers! I'll have no trouble washing them away with the water from these bellows!
It's not a guitar, though! It's one of these things [http://image.ec21.com/image/nicolaepiano/oimg_GC06110280_CA06110281/Traditional_Romanian_Violin_with_Trumpet.jpg]! I could never hurt a man playing something so radical!
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