A Man Id Suing Twitch Because Their Streamers Are "Too Sexy"

Worgen

Follower of the Glorious Sun Butt.
Legacy
Apr 1, 2009
14,447
3,416
118
Gender
Whatever, just wash your hands.
Apparently hes sued a lot of people for random shit.
 

CM156

Resident Reactionary
Legacy
May 6, 2020
1,133
1,213
118
Country
United States
Gender
White Male
$10 says that this will be dismissed for failure to state a claim upon which relief can be granted.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Leg End

XsjadoBlayde

~it ends here~
Apr 29, 2020
3,224
3,362
118
We can add basic law to the extensive list of realities the sexually frustrated incel cannot or will not understand.
 

Thaluikhain

Elite Member
Legacy
Jan 16, 2010
18,651
3,576
118
I'd imagine you could get some good PR out of this "Our service is official listed as dangerously sexy..."
 

Baffle

Elite Member
Oct 22, 2016
3,459
2,746
118
Apparently this guy wanked so much he's worried about necrosis of the dick. That's hardcore.
 
  • Like
Reactions: MrCalavera

Worgen

Follower of the Glorious Sun Butt.
Legacy
Apr 1, 2009
14,447
3,416
118
Gender
Whatever, just wash your hands.
Apparently this guy wanked so much he's worried about necrosis of the dick. That's hardcore.
It sounds like he isn't responsible enough to take care of a dick so nature is trying to get rid of it for him.
 

Bob_McMillan

Elite Member
Aug 28, 2014
5,189
1,864
118
Country
Philippines
I know the laws concerning lawsuits in the US are screwed up, but does it not cost money to do shit like this?
 

Dalisclock

Making lemons combustible again
Legacy
Escapist +
Feb 9, 2008
11,237
7,014
118
A Barrel In the Marketplace
Country
Eagleland
Gender
Male

Zykon TheLich

Extra Heretical!
Legacy
Jun 6, 2008
3,463
795
118
Country
UK
Wow, reading a few of those excerpts from his "complaint" makes entertaining reading.
 
Last edited:

SilentPony

Previously known as an alleged "Feather-Rustler"
Legacy
Apr 3, 2020
12,050
2,460
118
Corner of No and Where
You gotta admire the complete lack of shame and legal aptitude in saying his dick is chapped and infected from using a dirty flesh-light too much because he's subscribed to some 300+ booby streamers and its all everyone else's fault.
 

PsychicTaco115

I've Been Having These Weird Dreams Lately...
Legacy
Mar 17, 2012
5,950
14
43
Country
United States
>Estavillo currently follows 786 female streamers and 0 male streamers

Just... why