A Mass Effect Valentine

[lemiel14n3]

Recently the Mass Effect Facebook page posted a link to valentines cards made by the Artist Inkasylum featuring species from the Mass Effect Universe wishing that you would be their valentine in their own, incredibly adorable way. I honestly think the Quarian one is my favorite, with the Elcor coming in second. It makes me wonder what some of the others could be, maybe a collector going "you've collected my heart" or a Drell trying desperately to be Thane and not saying much at all. This also showed me that I may spend too much time on the internet, as the Hanar's card... I'm pretty sure I misinterpreted the Hanar.

Spoiler: The Cards

 

[Gardenclaw]

If anyone ever sent me the elcor one I would ask them to marry me instantly.....

 

[pretentiousname01]

dude those are awesome!

if only i had a printer.

 

[Legion]

Ahhh, so that's where that person on the Bioware forums got that quarian one from.

The Asari one is amusing, if a little twisted humour-wise.
Quarian is definitely cutest.
The Volus and Salarian ones seem a little creepy.
The Hanar is clearly Japanese.
Elcor are just hilarious.
The Krogan one is good, although the krogan itself looks... strange.

 

[Casual Shinji]

D'aaaaw that's so cute,... though I really hate Valentine's Day.

Looking at these cards kinda makes me yearn for a Mass Effect cartoon show.

 

[Mr. Socky]

Cool. Now I may actually make some people a few cards.

 

[manythings]

Ahhh, so that's where that person on the Bioware forums got that quarian one from.

The Asari one is amusing, if a little twisted humour-wise.
Quarian is definitely cutest.
The Volus and Salarian ones seem a little creepy.
The Hanar is clearly Japanese.
Elcor are just hilarious.
The Krogan one is good, although the krogan itself looks... strange.

The Krogan looks like a pokemon-ed version.

 

[Schreck157]

I know a turian valentine:

Can this wait Commander, I'm working on some calibrations.

 

[lemiel14n3]

I know a turian valentine:

Can this wait Commander, I'm working on some calibrations.

Calibrations of love

You've calibrated my heart

 

[Armored Prayer]

Dawwwhahahaaa, I really love that Elcor card.

But what about Turians, Batarians, Human, Vorcha, Geth, Drell, and Collectors? It would of been even more great if the rest were included.

 

[WorldCritic]

Those are awesome, at least something good happened today.

 

[DustyDrB]

Dawwwhahahaaa, I really love that Elcor card.

But what about Turians, Batarians, Human, Vorcha, Geth, Drell, and Collectors? It would of been even more great if the rest were included.

You're assuming direct control of my heart.

 

[Legion]

Dawwwhahahaaa, I really love that Elcor card.

But what about Turians, Batarians, Human, Vorcha, Geth, Drell, and Collectors? It would of been even more great if the rest were included.

Let's see:

Turian: Your affection Calibrates my heart.
Batarian: I've had my eyes on you for quite a while.
Geth: We would like you to be our valentine, have you reached consensus?

 

[Mikeyfell]

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What? No Turrian valentine?
Not even "Your hair looks, um...good. And your waist looks very, um, supportive."

and how about a Geth valentine

 

[Dwarfman]

Dawwwww the Elcor card is so...well...alright cute...I was going to say noble or gentlemanly or something but c'mon that card is guaranteed to make some girl gush!

 

[lemiel14n3]

Dawwwhahahaaa, I really love that Elcor card.

But what about Turians, Batarians, Human, Vorcha, Geth, Drell, and Collectors? It would of been even more great if the rest were included.

I'm pretty sure that human cards are regular valentine cards.

Turian: You've calibrated my heart

Batarian: I only have eyes for you

Vorcha: HHHHHIIIIISSSSSSS* I love you*

Geth: We have achieved consensus on love

Drell: I'll always remember you

Collectors: I like the "assuming direct control of my heart" one that DustyDrB had

Reaper: We should be together forever

 

[Dwarfman]

and how about a Geth valentine

111100001111 1100 101010 100011101110111 10100111010111010 101101 1 1010101 101011001 10101110110

There you go!

 

[Armored Prayer]

Dawwwhahahaaa, I really love that Elcor card.

But what about Turians, Batarians, Human, Vorcha, Geth, Drell, and Collectors? It would of been even more great if the rest were included.

Let's see:

Turian: Your affection Calibrates my heart.
Batarian: I've had my eyes on you for quite a while.
Geth: We would like you to be our valentine, have you reached consensus?

Ha, nice.

I like the Turain one. That made me chuckle.

 

[Outcast107]

Ah yes "Valentines" day. A day of allegedly celebration of love and companionship. We already dismiss those claims