A whole new meaning to the phrase "pigs in a blanket"

[Fraggy1]

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/odd/news/a469312/bacon-flavoured-condoms-on-sale-pictures.html

The item description on the retailer's website stated: "J&D's Bacon Condoms are proudly 'Made in America' of the highest quality latex.

"Every Bacon Condom has been rigorously tested to help ensure reliability and the utmost safety for when you're makin' Bacon."

JD Foods added that the condoms are ideal for a "discerning bacon-lover that hates the smell of coconut and/or have always wanted to bring even more Bacon into the bedroom".

Bacon condoms? I really don't know what else to say. I'm trying to avoid making many bad jokes.

 

[madwarper]

So, Bacon? Ok, bacon makes everything taste better... But, flavored condoms? Now, you're lost me.

I mean, how would one experience this flavor through means other than fellatio? And, if fellatio, why the condom? Why not just baconnaise?

 

[BloatedGuppy]

And, if fellatio, why the condom?

I imagine some people employ condoms during fellatio. There are some mild STD risks for the...fellater...especially if they have any cuts/sores/bleeding gums/etc.

 

[Kevlar Eater]

Yep, I wrapped some pork around my pork.

Joke aside, I'm surprised we didn't have bacon-flavored condoms sooner.

captcha: trolololol... Seriously?

 

[BrassButtons]

And, if fellatio, why the condom?

I imagine some people employ condoms during fellatio. There are some mild STD risks for the...fellater...especially if they have any cuts/sores/bleeding gums/etc.

Yup. There's a bunch of different condom flavors for that reason--it's odd that bacon is just now being added to the list. Though I doubt it really tastes like bacon. There's only so much you can do to mask the flavor of latex.

 

[Andy Shandy]

So finally you can wrap your sausage in bacon!

Hey, just because you said you weren't going to make any bad jokes doesn't mean I can't =D

 

[Shinsei-J]

Yep, I wrapped some pork around my pork.

While you porked 'em?

Wasn't this already a thing? i just kinda assumed it was.