what in the....can i get water if you have air...i want to TAX people everytime they go to the bathroom for "polluting my product"Super Toast said:If that's possible, I'm gonna go patent the air.
I like the poor sentence structure of it saying "system" twiceteqrevisited said:The expanded patent describes "a method and a system for a distributed electronic tournament system in which many remotely located players participate in a tournament through input/output devices connected to a central controller which manages the tournament."
When will patent offices refuse these vague-as-fuck claims?
This arse-gravy of a patent pretty much covers every single online tournament that exists, quite why they've waited all this time to actually file a law suit probably wont come as a big surprise. They must have been waiting for the big money to be there before taking action.
oh bullshit, even if the patent is legitimate, there is no fucking way they will win this lawsuit.jeretik said:This is a conspiracy.
Walker Digital is going to win the lawsuit. Activision and other companies will then have to pay license fees to Walker Digital, and, as a result, players will have to pay subscription fees for online multiplayer.
Mark my words.
Gravity is mine! Hehehehehehe ><Celtic_Kerr said:I call water! Since there's more of it than there is ground. No ships in mah domain! Mwahaha!NeedAUserName said:I call dibs on the ground. So, maybe you and I don't pay each other?Super Toast said:If that's possible, I'm gonna go patent the air.
I could get in on that bargain
This is a wonderful first post. :3Vothriller said:I patent the numbers 1 and 0. See you in the court, world.
It is a conspiracy, but its not that clever, it's just so people stop hating these companies as much. The next story is that the activision puppy has been kidnapped and they are appealing for aid from the internet.jeretik said:This is a conspiracy.
Walker Digital is going to win the lawsuit. Activision and other companies will then have to pay license fees to Walker Digital, and, as a result, players will have to pay subscription fees for online multiplayer.
Mark my words.
Well said quote. And, from what I understand from their Portfolio, none of their patents were in relation to VIDEO GAMES, instead they cover Lottery, Casinos, Vending, Magazines, Airlines (priceline.com most known), and Retail.Irridium said:I feel John Carmack said it best:
Seriously, I'm no fan of Activision, but this is just stupid.John Carmack said:The idea that I can be presented with a problem, set out to logically solve it with the tools at hand, and wind up with a program that could not be legally used because someone else followed the same logical steps some years ago and filed for a patent on it is horrifying.
Why thank you very much! (but you're still getting sued in any case...)AstorSapolsky said:This is a wonderful first post. :3Vothriller said:I patent the numbers 1 and 0. See you in the court, world.
Too late. I already patented "stuff", "things" and "being stupidly vague in your patents".Fetzenfisch said:I am going to patent "a device and or program that is used to do stuff".
Yes, but more importantly, any multiplayer game does this, as long as it tracks points and there's a single host for the game. So when we were playing Quake and Descent 1 back in the day, this is exactly the technology being used.Bobic said:Weren't online tournaments around long before 2002 anyway?
It's possible. What's a little more questionable is "will it hold up?"GamesB2 said:They patented online tournaments?
Is that even possible?
Crazy patent trolls...
GO ahead, I don't make use of gravity, it simply effects me and everything around me... You can't sue me for something I can't control. MWAHAHAHASilentBobsThoughts said:Gravity is mine! Hehehehehehe ><Celtic_Kerr said:I call water! Since there's more of it than there is ground. No ships in mah domain! Mwahaha!NeedAUserName said:I call dibs on the ground. So, maybe you and I don't pay each other?Super Toast said:If that's possible, I'm gonna go patent the air.
I could get in on that bargain
Actually, the US is first-to-invent, so if you were working on it before someone else and you carried it through to patent, you're good.Starke said:It's already an element of patent law, called "prior art". If someone did it before you filed you're shit out of luck.WabbitTwacks said:somebody did that already:treeboy027 said:Well, I patent the sun!
http://www.myfoxorlando.com/dpps/news/offbeat/spanish-woman-claims-she-now-owns-sun-dpgonc-20101126-gc_10808147
and there should be a law against patenting things that are already in use. that is just ridiculous. i should patent gardening or figure skating.