Ad of the Week: Protect Your Chicken From Dokken

[Jabbawocky]

Who would have though Anti-Virus ads could be fun?

 

[squid5580]

Holy crap, Dokken! =D I love them! Especially their title track for the soundtrack of Nightmare on Elm Street 3; DREAM WARRIORS!

Lol I derailed a threaad a few weeks back talkin about that exact subject lol

 

[That One Six]

Just plain silly. I now love this commercial/ad.

 

[thenumberthirteen]

Awesome, but I am a little freaked out as when it showed those buttons on the screen I tried to press one, and IT WORKED that freaked me out for a second. Maybe it's because I just came home from work, and I am drinking a beer thus making me more suseptable to freaking out.

 

[Dogstile]

i like the third link and this one the best
PELVIC THRUST!
SWITCHBLADE!

 

[Spaghetti]

That has got to be one of THE greatest adverts I've ever seen. Not a fan of Norton...but I would love to meet the Norton marketing department and shake each one of them by the hand

 

[Avernus]

This delivers. Pure unadulterated W.I.N.

 

[Lenny Magic]

Woah...

Edit: "Dokken does not like chicken, and wants to destroy it." lol

 

[Avernus]

Woah...

Edit: "Dokken does not like chicken, and wants to destroy it." lol

The entire script is just begging to be the next Internet Meme... it will be.

 

[Lenny Magic]

Woah...

Edit: "Dokken does not like chicken, and wants to destroy it." lol

The entire script is just begging to be the next Internet Meme... it will be.

oh dear god! What do we do?

 

[scotth266]

One of the best ads I've seen to date.

 

[Deef]

The third one is the best. Every chicken should carry a switchblade in case of 80s metal bands.

 

[Avernus]

Woah...

Edit: "Dokken does not like chicken, and wants to destroy it." lol

The entire script is just begging to be the next Internet Meme... it will be.

oh dear god! What do we do?

I Dokken your Chicken is what I do. What you do is either get fried, telekinisis crotch flamed, or pull out a switchblade... your choice sonny... your choice. Muahahhahah!

 

[Avernus]

On a completely different note, I'll never be able to boot up Fallout 3 and not think of this commercial now. The music is just way too similar... awesome.

 

[Lenny Magic]

Woah...

Edit: "Dokken does not like chicken, and wants to destroy it." lol

The entire script is just begging to be the next Internet Meme... it will be.

oh dear god! What do we do?

I Dokken your Chicken is what I do. What you do is either get fried, telekinisis crotch flamed, or pull out a switchblade... your choice sonny... your choice. Muahahhahah!

• person1: "I really don't like chickens."
  person2: "well, Dokken does not like chicken, and wants to destroy it. Will you allow it?"

I kinda see it going that way... but yeah I really don't care what happens to the chicken, mainly because I don't like chicken.

 

[oppp7]

They need more commercials like this. I don't know who Dokken is but this commercial makes them awesome IMO.

 

[The King of Rock and Roll]

Whats next?
"Protect your Turkey from Twisted Sister."
"Protect your Pheasant from Pantera."
"Protect your Quail from Queensryche."
"Protect your Duck from Dio."
"Protect your Goose from Gorky Park."
"Protect your Ostrich from Ozzy."
"Protect your Peacock from Poison"

 

[DiamondJim]

Seriously?
MOAR.
This made my day.

 

[sharks9]

PELVIC THRUUUUUUUST!