Ad of the Week: Protect Your Chicken From Dokken

[syndicated44]

I think I took that wrong but I would deffinatly protect my chicken from a disease ridden docken?

Although that was awsome haha!

 

[Wildrow12]

Holy crap, Dokken! =D I love them! Especially their title track for the soundtrack of Nightmare on Elm Street 3; DREAM WARRIORS!

Hell yeah.

 

[cobra_ky]

what, no love for Kimbo Slice?

if anything i think his are even better:

http://www.youtube.com/user/norton#play/favorites

 

[Lenny Magic]

Whats next?
"Protect your Turkey from Twisted Sister."
"Protect your Pheasant from Pantera."
"Protect your Quail from Queensryche."
"Protect your Duck from Dio."
"Protect your Goose from Gorky Park."
"Protect your Ostrich from Ozzy."
"Protect your Peacock from Poison"

"Protect your meat from Motley Crew"

 

[Susan Arendt]

That is the single greatest thing I have ever seen. I would like to meet not only the person who came up with that ad, but (and perhaps more importantly) the person who approved it. And then I would like to hug them and make them the cookies of their choice.

Gene. Yuss.

 

[Arbitrary Cidin]

I... abuh... uhhh....
I need to go renew my Norton. NOW!

 

[AboveUp]

If there were more ads like these I'd watch advertisements instead of TV shows.

 

[The King of Rock and Roll]

Whats next?
"Protect your Turkey from Twisted Sister."
"Protect your Pheasant from Pantera."
"Protect your Quail from Queensryche."
"Protect your Duck from Dio."
"Protect your Goose from Gorky Park."
"Protect your Ostrich from Ozzy."
"Protect your Peacock from Poison"

"Protect your meat from Motley Crew"

"Protect your beef from Bon Jovi"
"Protect your steak from Skid Row"
"Protect your angus from Alice Cooper"
"Protect your delicacies from Def Leppard"
"Protect your salmon from Slayer"
"Protect your krout from Kansas"

Okay, I'm done now.

 

[Treblaine]

I misread the title as "Protect your children from Dokken"

Somehow now knowing that even though it is a mere chicken involved the thought of anything being pelvic thrust into a fireball is well... it does the job as I'll definitely be thinking of Norton 2010 next time I'm shopping for AV.

 

[Treblaine]

"Protect your steak from Skid Row"

That's prison slang.

 

[theSovietConnection]

what, no love for Kimbo Slice?

if anything i think his are even better:

http://www.youtube.com/user/norton#play/favorites

That was hilarious.

Protect your caterpillar from Kimbo Slice

 

[masher]

HA! This had me at, "Imagine this chicken is your hard-drive..."
HaHaHaHaHeeHeeHee...this made my day!

 

[AceDiamond]

Whats next?
"Protect your Turkey from Twisted Sister."
"Protect your Pheasant from Pantera."
"Protect your Quail from Queensryche."
"Protect your Duck from Dio."
"Protect your Goose from Gorky Park."
"Protect your Ostrich from Ozzy."
"Protect your Peacock from Poison"

"Protect your meat from Motley Crew"

"Protect your beef from Bon Jovi"
"Protect your steak from Skid Row"
"Protect your angus from Alice Cooper"
"Protect your delicacies from Def Leppard"
"Protect your salmon from Slayer"
"Protect your krout from Kansas"

Okay, I'm done now.

"Protect your Albatross from Anthrax"
"Protect your Wine from Winger"

 

[Ranis]

best ad I've seen in a long time

 

[paragon1]

That was a cup full of steaming hot awesome.

 

[The King of Rock and Roll]

Whats next?
"Protect your Turkey from Twisted Sister."
"Protect your Pheasant from Pantera."
"Protect your Quail from Queensryche."
"Protect your Duck from Dio."
"Protect your Goose from Gorky Park."
"Protect your Ostrich from Ozzy."
"Protect your Peacock from Poison"

"Protect your meat from Motley Crew"

"Protect your beef from Bon Jovi"
"Protect your steak from Skid Row"
"Protect your angus from Alice Cooper"
"Protect your delicacies from Def Leppard"
"Protect your salmon from Slayer"
"Protect your krout from Kansas"

Okay, I'm done now.

"Protect your Albatross from Anthrax"
"Protect your Wine from Winger"

Nice, maybe I'm not done after all.

"Protect your ribs from Ratt"
"Protect your gourds from Grim Reaper"
"Protect your vegtables from Van Halen"
"Protect your water from W.A.S.P."
"Protect your taters from Thin Lizzy"
"Protect your pie from Priestess"
"Protect your mustard from Motorhead"

Ok, I think I've ran this joke into the ground.

 

[Spaghetti]

Just thinking, If I buy Norton, does Norton send Dokken round to my house to cook my chicken?

 

[sarahvait]

"Gentlemen, it is time for the flaming group pelvic thrust of DEATH!"

I had never heard of Dokkun. For that commercial, I must go now and listen to every single song of theirs out of respect.

 

[Undercover]

It's nice that Dokken can still find work.

Coincidentally, I'm eating chicken right now...

Creepy.