Ad of the Week: Protect Your Chicken From Dokken

[Undercover]

"Gentlemen, it is time for the flaming group pelvic thrust of DEATH!"

I had never heard of Dokkun. For that commercial, I must go now and listen to every single song of theirs out of respect.

Oh dear sweet Jeebus SOMEBODY STOP HIM!!! Don't do it man! As a child of the 80's a beg of you, DON'T DO THAT TO YOURSELF!!!

Actually, Dokken's not that bad if you can get past the same 3 power chords in different keys over and over and over...

 

[Undercover]

Whats next?
"Protect your Turkey from Twisted Sister."
"Protect your Pheasant from Pantera."
"Protect your Quail from Queensryche."
"Protect your Duck from Dio."
"Protect your Goose from Gorky Park."
"Protect your Ostrich from Ozzy."
"Protect your Peacock from Poison"

"Protect your meat from Motley Crew"

"Protect your beef from Bon Jovi"
"Protect your steak from Skid Row"
"Protect your angus from Alice Cooper"
"Protect your delicacies from Def Leppard"
"Protect your salmon from Slayer"
"Protect your krout from Kansas"

Okay, I'm done now.

"Protect your Albatross from Anthrax"
"Protect your Wine from Winger"

"Protect your... Well, ANYTHING from Celine Dion!"

It just ain't a thread for me until I slag Celine.

To: The World
From: Canada
Re: Celine Dion

Uh, sorry about that.

Sincerely,

Everybody with taste.


AceDiamond & The King of Rock and Roll: CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP!

Well done sirs, I salute you!

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

If it was accurate though, the Norton package would fill up the rest of the warehouse with expanding foam that you couldn't get rid of.

And then render the chicken tasteless.

 

[sarahvait]

"Gentlemen, it is time for the flaming group pelvic thrust of DEATH!"

I had never heard of Dokkun. For that commercial, I must go now and listen to every single song of theirs out of respect.

Oh dear sweet Jeebus SOMEBODY STOP HIM!!! Don't do it man! As a child of the 80's a beg of you, DON'T DO THAT TO YOURSELF!!!

Actually, Dokken's not that bad if you can get past the same 3 power chords in different keys over and over and over...

Lol. Okay, maybe I'll cautiously try a song or two instead of them all. For Jeebus.
Though, a good amount of bands do that 3 chords over and over thing, don't they? XD

 

[AvsJoe]

To: The World
From: Canada
Re: Celine Dion

Uh, sorry about that.

Sincerely,

Everybody with taste.

Just as an add on, we Canucks also apologize for Bryan Adams and Hayden Christiensen as well. But we gave the world Alex Trebek, so that should even things out.

 

[Low Key]

To: The World
From: Canada
Re: Celine Dion

Uh, sorry about that.

Sincerely,

Everybody with taste.

Just as an add on, we Canucks also apologize for Bryan Adams and Hayden Christiensen as well. But we gave the world Alex Trebek, so that should even things out.

What's wrong with Bryan Adams? I never understood that. Everything else, yes, be very ashamed.

 

[UpcountryGecko]

These adverts are brilliant in so many ways I couldn't possibly compliment them enough.

 

[Dommyboy]

Brilliant. It's almost as hardcore as the Campbell's Fully Loaded ad. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLIIKrJ6nnI

 

[MrMisfit]

What kind of depraved lunatic could even think of something like that and where do they live so I can send flowers.

 

[ae86gamer]

They did a pelvic thrust and the chicken exploded. Amazing. That's a very funny commercial.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

I already use norton,take that Dokken.

 

[awesomebillfromdawsonville]

Dokken fuckin' hump-xploded a whole chicken!!!! FUCKIN CLASSIC!

 

[Undercover]

"Gentlemen, it is time for the flaming group pelvic thrust of DEATH!"

I had never heard of Dokkun. For that commercial, I must go now and listen to every single song of theirs out of respect.

Oh dear sweet Jeebus SOMEBODY STOP HIM!!! Don't do it man! As a child of the 80's a beg of you, DON'T DO THAT TO YOURSELF!!!

Actually, Dokken's not that bad if you can get past the same 3 power chords in different keys over and over and over...

Lol. Okay, maybe I'll cautiously try a song or two instead of them all. For Jeebus.
Though, a good amount of bands do that 3 chords over and over thing, don't they? XD

Yeah that's true, but if you wanna hear it done right, listen to The Misfits.

 

[Undercover]

To: The World
From: Canada
Re: Celine Dion

Uh, sorry about that.

Sincerely,

Everybody with taste.

Just as an add on, we Canucks also apologize for Bryan Adams and Hayden Christiensen as well. But we gave the world Alex Trebek, so that should even things out.

What's wrong with Bryan Adams? I never understood that. Everything else, yes, be very ashamed.

Up until Robin Hood, nothing.

 

[Nukey]

pelvic thrust of flaming death!

 

[hotacidbath]

There's something about a chicken threatening Dokken with a switch blade that just makes me feel that everything is right with the world.

To: The World
From: Canada
Re: Celine Dion

Uh, sorry about that.

Sincerely,

Everybody with taste.

Just as an add on, we Canucks also apologize for Bryan Adams and Hayden Christiensen as well. But we gave the world Alex Trebek, so that should even things out.

I think once the world gets an apology for Avril Lavigne we'll be able to call it a day. Alex Trebek does help ease the pain though and John Candy doesn't hurt.

 

[HK_01]

This ad is awesome!

 

[notyouraveragejoe]

...That goes in my list of Top 5 ads ever.

Yup. It is on mine as well. Truly hilarious and awesome!

 

[Perticular Elk]

I wonder how many STDs you have to accumulate to incenerate objects by thrusting at it.