Ad of the Week: Protect Your Chicken From Dokken

[Yokai]

That was made of win. Had I not had previous experience with Norton and decided it is shite, I would immediately go out and purchase it after seeing this ad. I usually never even pay attention to advertising, but this is pure, abstract, bizarre genius.

 

[AceDiamond]

There's something about a chicken threatening Dokken with a switch blade that just makes me feel that everything is right with the world.

To: The World
From: Canada
Re: Celine Dion

Uh, sorry about that.

Sincerely,

Everybody with taste.

Just as an add on, we Canucks also apologize for Bryan Adams and Hayden Christiensen as well. But we gave the world Alex Trebek, so that should even things out.

I think once the world gets an apology for Avril Lavigne we'll be able to call it a day. Alex Trebek does help ease the pain though and John Candy doesn't hurt.

And don't forget Rush.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

Not to dredge up a somewhat old thread, but....

Guys? It gets better.

 

[FearlessWeb]

VIDEO CAGE MATCH - DOKKEN v. PORN AIRBAG KID

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nwlb_OkUY9E&feature=player_profilepage

This young contender from Trend Micro jumped into the viral video cage match ring against Norton/Dokken/Kimbo Slice and has already opened up an "airbag o' whupass" on big-budget Norton... the little "Porn Airbag Kid" has generated more views in just 6 days (221,000) than Norton's two top Dokken and Kimbo spots combined. Who will win the video cage match? You decide.

 

[Jadak]

Did.... did they just pelvic thrust the chicken to its death? I'm so very confused but oddly content.

Actually, and while I'm not exactly an expert on chickens, I'm reasonably sure that that particular chicken was already dead.