Adventures in Ninja cookery (discontinued)

The Iron Ninja

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Comic not continuing
Iron Ninja got bored of the idea several months ago
Also became suspicious
Of paranormal activity
When it turned out that every major cameo except for Ultrajoe's
Is of a person that became permabanned or hasn't shown up in months.
Iron Ninja instigated discontinuation of comic for the good of the community.
But mostly because he got bored.

I've moved on to other ideas
ones that appeal to me more than the comic did at any point.

Would have made mention of this earlier
But thread was stagnant and unseen for a few months by this point
So I thought it could just pass away without any without any notice
But now whatever dark forces are behind this phenomenon have doubtless been notified of the fact that I have caught on to their plan.
Good job Berethond.
If Ultrajoe ends up banned I'm blaming you.

Speaking in odd fragments
because appendix has flared up again
Is painful
Too painful to concentrate on proper writing protocols
I'll just hit post now
well not "now" now, but just after I type this
 

The Iron Ninja

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Flying-Emu said:
The Iron Ninja said:
Also, Zoofights still gonna go on?
Absolutely.
Zoofights still very much continuing.
Iron Ninja pleased with how the planning phase is progressing.
Will likely be ready for full RP within a week
As long as his appendix doesn't kill him.
 

Flying-Emu

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The Iron Ninja said:
Flying-Emu said:
The Iron Ninja said:
Also, Zoofights still gonna go on?
Absolutely.
Zoofights still very much continuing.
Iron Ninja pleased with how the planning phase is progressing.
Will likely be ready for full RP within a week
As long as his appendix doesn't kill him.
Emu will talk like Ninja so to make him feel unalone.
Emu happy for Zoofights. Want make silly English language and fence with silly Frenchmen.
He suggests you visit doctor. Appendix may be vestigial structure, but burst appendix make Ninja take final sleep amongst ancestors.
 

Erana

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The Iron Ninja said:
Comic not continuing
Iron Ninja got bored of the idea several months ago
Also became suspicious
Of paranormal activity
When it turned out that every major cameo except for Ultrajoe's
Is of a person that became permabanned or hasn't shown up in months.
Iron Ninja instigated discontinuation of comic for the good of the community.
But mostly because he got bored.

I've moved on to other ideas
ones that appeal to me more than the comic did at any point.

Would have made mention of this earlier
But thread was stagnant and unseen for a few months by this point
So I thought it could just pass away without any without any notice
But now whatever dark forces are behind this phenomenon have doubtless been notified of the fact that I have caught on to their plan.
Good job Berethond.
If Ultrajoe ends up banned I'm blaming you.

Speaking in odd fragments
because appendix has flared up again
Is painful
Too painful to concentrate on proper writing protocols
I'll just hit post now
well not "now" now, but just after I type this
I hate my life... ;-;
 

The Iron Ninja

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Ninja appreciates the sympathies of others
But should be alright
Appendix flares up every so often
This instance not the worst it's ever been
And on that occasion
Doctor told Ninja he wasn't in quite enough pain to need proper doctoring
Doctors are evil

Edit:
Ninja was not aware
That his comic
Was the deciding factor on whether Erana hated her life or not
 

Lost In The Void

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Void is wondering why Ninja decided to talk third person. Void also wondering why it decended into cave speak. Void wonders why he continues to talk in cave speak. Why Ninja? Why?
 

Fire Daemon

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We all knew this was eventually going to close down, I think. Months without an update ruins most peoples hopes for a new comic (*checks back on VGcats... darn*).

Still, it was fun for while it lasted. I can only look forward to the great new things on the horizon for The Iron Ninja, Gerald the Crab and the Escapist community.
 

The Iron Ninja

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Ninja wonders why lost in void asks question, before listening to what Iron Ninja says
As reading what Iron Ninja says would answer his question.
Sort of
not really
so here goes answer
third person easier to think of words for
somehow

Edit:
Fire daemon needs to go here for horizon.
Ninja also saddened by apparent death of VG cats.

And it seriously is easier to write like this when my stomach hurts
 

tijuanatim

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I didnt know this was the 'Talk like Rorshach thread'.

I am sad to see the comic though. It was fun while it lasted Iron Ninja. Thanks.

P.S. Feel better.
 

Anarchemitis

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I would've at least liked to have deployed a cool looking robot, but now I'll never get the chance.

Ah well.
May God rest her beloved soul, Cookery.
We shall miss you.
 

Zemalac

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This isn't really a surprise, not after the months of absense and the starting of Zoofights, which is an even more drawing-intensive project. The comic could only have lasted until we ran out of in-jokes, anyway.

It's still a bit of a dissapointment to have it officially end, though. I shall blame your appendix: that seems like a ready-made villain for this tale.
 

Ultrajoe

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I don't know what makes me more sad, the fact that a comic in which I had two characters just died, or the fact that my inclusion is also an apparent prophecy of my demise. I'll ponder it while I do some ironing.

berethond said:
Also, I will accept full responsibility if Ultrajoe gets himself banned.
I know where I think you live.
 

Berethond

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Ultrajoe said:
I don't know what makes me more sad, the fact that a comic in which I had two characters just died, or the fact that my inclusion is also an apparent prophecy of my demise. I'll ponder it while I do some ironing.

berethond said:
Also, I will accept full responsibility if Ultrajoe gets himself banned.
I know where I think you live.
But how close is that to where I think I live?
 

Ultrajoe

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berethond said:
Ultrajoe said:
I know where I think you live.
But how close is that to where I think I live?
With the blast radius I intend, that shouldn't matter.

On a more jovial note: Iron, does this mean you might post a rough script of how the story should have gone?
 

PurpleRain

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You promised me and Larenxis eatting Anny (or who ever it was I had a grudge on. I forgot. Who killed Sally again?)!

Point is, I hope your appendix gets better. If not I hope they cut that thing out of you and throw it to the dogs for putting you through so much pain.

(This was meant to be heart warming and cheering to my Iron Ninja friend)
 

ElephantGuts

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My God, Iron Ninja, your comic was cursed. You do realize the evil you have unleashed upon the world?

Also, after having read too many scary stories in the thread dedicated to such things, I am worried that this curse has taken you over, turning you into a mindless automaton which the evil spirit will use to further its evil cause, thus explaining your new odd sounding speech.

Quick! Say something only the real Iron Ninja would say! I thought not! He's been possessed! Someone get a crucifix! And some holy water!

Okay, deep breaths. I think I'm overeacting. It's been a long day and I only got three hours of sleep last night. But you know what they say. Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't watching you...

And I don't know how doctoring is done in New Zealand, but I believe most people just get their appendixes cut out at the first sign of trouble. Failing that, a proper degree of witchcraft should do the job. Good luck.
 

The Iron Ninja

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Ultrajoe said:
berethond said:
Ultrajoe said:
I know where I think you live.
But how close is that to where I think I live?
With the blast radius I intend, that shouldn't matter.

On a more jovial note: Iron, does this mean you might post a rough script of how the story should have gone?
You think I had a script?

Uh... Well here's the basics of what I sort of planned happening

-Anarchemitis does some evil stuff and summons a whole heap of bad crap from the demon realm into the not-demon realm. Including Eviljoe.
-Eviljoe kills everything not made of demon, turns Anarchemitis' tower into rubble and goes off on his merry way looking for something else to slaughter. Anarchemitis escapes by using some fiendish invention.
-Purps forms a band of merry men and gathers a massive army of redshirt type people, for the dual purposes of killing the demons and Eviljoe, as well as finding Anarchemitis, who has Larenxis. Whoever was part of the main "we're in a wagon" group by that point would have joined up as well.
-Group travels around, Eviljoe and army destroys a town or two.
-Group finds Anarchemitis, steampunk robots, fighting is had, Anarchemitis gets eaten (apparently) by Purps, Larenxis and probably Stabby as well.
-Eviljoe & demon army vs Everyone else.
-Vast majority of everyone else gets slaughtered

And I wasn't sure how it would turn out after that.
For the sake of the story, I suppose Eviljoe loses, somehow.


PurpleRain said:
You promised me and Larenxis eatting Anny (or who ever it was I had a grudge on. I forgot. Who killed Sally again?)!
Krunk?

And technically I could still draw you and Larenxis eating Anarchemitis, it just wouldn't be as part of a comic.