Agoraphobe Sues Activision Over "Hurtful" World of Warcraft

Andy Chalk

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Woem said:
[Could someone explain me why the fact that this person is agoraphic is so important as to include it in every article headline? See also "Agoraphobic PS3 Owner Appeals Sony Lawsuit Loss" and "Agoraphobic PS3 Owner Sues Microsoft, Nintendo". What if the guy was epileptic, would that also make the headlines? Epileptic Sues Activision! Guy With Cancer Sues Sony! HIV Positive Sues Microsoft! I really don't see the sense in it.
This is actually a pretty good question and it's something I kicked around a bit before sticking it in. But in this case, the answer is quite simple: It's purely a matter of identification. It's the quickest way to let everyone know that it's the same guy who launched those other crazy-ass lawsuits.
 

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Malygris said:
Woem said:
[Could someone explain me why the fact that this person is agoraphic is so important as to include it in every article headline? See also "Agoraphobic PS3 Owner Appeals Sony Lawsuit Loss" and "Agoraphobic PS3 Owner Sues Microsoft, Nintendo". What if the guy was epileptic, would that also make the headlines? Epileptic Sues Activision! Guy With Cancer Sues Sony! HIV Positive Sues Microsoft! I really don't see the sense in it.
This is actually a pretty good question and it's something I kicked around a bit before sticking it in. But in this case, the answer is quite simple: It's purely a matter of identification. It's the quickest way to let everyone know that it's the same guy who launched those other crazy-ass lawsuits.
Then the question remains why it was used in the very first news post ;)
 

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I have to say that the government needs to step in fast and put this guy down before he wastes more of their time. However if the courts slap him with a fine he will probably end up trying to sue them for mental and fiscal damages... This guy needs a baseball bat to the knees like I need some turkey... MMMM hungry.
 

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Woem said:
Malygris said:
Woem said:
[Could someone explain me why the fact that this person is agoraphic is so important as to include it in every article headline? See also "Agoraphobic PS3 Owner Appeals Sony Lawsuit Loss" and "Agoraphobic PS3 Owner Sues Microsoft, Nintendo". What if the guy was epileptic, would that also make the headlines? Epileptic Sues Activision! Guy With Cancer Sues Sony! HIV Positive Sues Microsoft! I really don't see the sense in it.
This is actually a pretty good question and it's something I kicked around a bit before sticking it in. But in this case, the answer is quite simple: It's purely a matter of identification. It's the quickest way to let everyone know that it's the same guy who launched those other crazy-ass lawsuits.
Then the question remains why it was used in the very first news post ;)
Because that was the identifier he himself used? That he was agoraphobic and thus needed his PSN account to get the social interaction he wanted/needed?

First Article said:
To ban him from PSN robbed him of one of the few sources of pleasure in his life, as Estavillo is an agoraphobic (he's afraid of crowds) who "relies on [PSN] to socialize with other people, since it's the only way the plaintiff can truly socialize," the suit states.
Tomato and Basil Sauce. [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/7.126375#2656342]
 

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As crazy as he is... WoW really isn't fun enough.
Makes you wonder whether he's the only one with enough balls to try this.

Can you imagine him winning and Blizzard being legally bound to make WoW more fun?
 

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I'm pretty sure this is another Crazy Advertising attempt. Definitely that.

If this is not another one of EA's crazy attempts at racking attention then I'll be in the bathroom mounting a socket.
 

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Fucking LOL

Seriously, this guy must be a retard. One day he's going to sue the air because it isn't fresh enough.

Really, lock him up and throw him into a castlevania cellar.
 

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Avykins said:
Okay. Now it is painfully clear that he is just trolling. Nothing more.
My question is who the hell is representing this cabbage? Not even ambulance chasing lawyers would stoop this low and jack thompson has been disbarred. Is he representing himself? Because if he is managing to leave his house and go to a courtroom just full of people and then make his way through the reporters outside the courthouse then he is clearly not agoraphobic.
The good thing about trolling real life courts is that, if you waste their time too much on purpose, they can fine and/or imprision your arse.
 

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Macksheath said:
I am amazed 4chan haven't caught wind of this. That guys life would be made hell.

But as for the guy, he is batshit bonkers? Not fun enough? Of course its not, its an MMORPG. They are for people who love grind. Like me.
Either UTTERLY INSANE, UTTERLY ATTENTION WHORING, or an EA employee advertising Dante's Inferno, as the OP suggested.
 

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Okay, I have an agoraphobic roommate who plays WoW 14 hours a day, 7 days a week (not kidding), and even she thinks this guy's bat-guano bonkers, and a noob to boot.
 

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No amount of facepalm pics can describe how much of an idiot this man is.
that sounds an aweful lot like a challenge..that im not up to.

this is ....huh. murder is still illegal right? what about a good slap upside the head?
 

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Why doesn't he man up and kill himself instead of telling everyone that these supposed problems are making him look at the bottle of clorox with lust. I say you tell him that he'll get all the money he wanted, all he needs to do is walk outside and sign the papers. In case he really is just an attention whore and not really agoraphobic, line the path with mines.
 

Gebi10000

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the American law system needs a reform, to stop wackos like this doing whatever the shit thay want
 

Woodsey

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Will someone shoot the stupid c*nt already?

It's getting a little tiresome now - it was funny the first time, amusing the second but now it's just stupid.