Agoraphobe Sues Activision Over "Hurtful" World of Warcraft

PointyDoom

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This guy makes me lose faith in the human race. Honest to God, what the hell does he think he's playing at?
 

CJ1145

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Oh, God, it's happened! The trolls have escaped the internet! HEAD FOR THE HILLS!
 

GamingAwesome1

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What!?!? Someone call the mental hospital!

The sueing over console brekaing things (his last lawsuit) made some sense (loosely) but this one is just fucking stupid.
 

Lopunny

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theSovietConnection said:
Malygris said:
cobra_ky said:
Brilliant theory! The Dante's Inferno campaign is going by the 9 circles of hell, however, not the 7 deadly sins. If Mass We Pray was heresy, the sixth circle, that leaves violence, fraud, and treachery.
Oh right. Well, shit.

Which circle is for assholes?
I think this guy belongs in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.

Cookie for the reference.
Hmm.....Firefly? Not sure which bit...but when the Preacher was talking to Mal about taking advantage of his new "wife"?
 

theSovietConnection

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Lopunny said:
theSovietConnection said:
Malygris said:
cobra_ky said:
Brilliant theory! The Dante's Inferno campaign is going by the 9 circles of hell, however, not the 7 deadly sins. If Mass We Pray was heresy, the sixth circle, that leaves violence, fraud, and treachery.
Oh right. Well, shit.

Which circle is for assholes?
I think this guy belongs in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.

Cookie for the reference.
Hmm.....Firefly? Not sure which bit...but when the Preacher was talking to Mal about taking advantage of his new "wife"?
And a cookie for the man!

 

SantoUno

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Malygris said:
Thank you for calling him a crazy-ass bastard, nutjob, etc, because he is truly all of these things. When the fuck will he stop? Just straight-jacket him already and throw in Arkham Asylym. Batman would love to have a talk with him.
 

Del-Toro

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Well he's one busy little bugger isn't he? I wonder if he'll be able to pay his legal fees, since he's probably going to lose his various suits. I mean, he probably doesn't have all that extensive an understading of American Civil Law, and I somehow have a hard time imagining he'll be leaving the house to go to court. Unless his lawyer or the court made him go... I would say that we have another lawsuit in the making but those are battles he'd never win. Never. Of course, his lawyers are going to have quite a time trying to get the court to buy that his suits have any legitimacy.

Or maybe the Dante's Inferno theory is right. This whole thing seems a little bit too out there to be anything else. I mean, there's holes everywhere, not the least of which is the legal fee thing I (and I refuse to believe I'm the first) brought up.
 

DemonicVixen

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I have been enjoying reading the antics of this irritating guy. At first it was funny, second was plain annoying... But again!! This is too much too soon. Why can't he give up, get a life and leave us lot to enjoy ours.
 

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ooh goodie! its trilogy now! WHY CANT HE JUST STOP PLAYING THE BLOODY GAME?! if any reader is a player of WOW or a similair MMORPG I dont have anything against you there are a gazilion free alternatives to WOW why cant he play any of those?
 

Gigano

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So now you can sue a company for wanting to make money off it's product, or for not making it "fun" or cheap enough? I guess the subpoenas in particular show just how far-fetched this lawsuit really is. Doesn't the American courts have any realistic way to deny or punish outrageous lawsuits, or if this rule 11 is indeed a practical possibility, why have it not been brought into effect when a guy sues four unrelated gaming companies at the same time for increasingly bizarre reasons?
 

Infernai

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Magnatek said:
If this is another stealth ad, has "Wrath" already been used? Also, how in the world could he get Marvin Lee Gore and Winona Ryder to testify? There's got to be something else behind the scenes of this whole thing.

EDIT: Oh yeah. I forgot. They used the "Wrath" one on Yahtzee.
..It could be greed, maybe? <P
 

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*picks self up from floor after hearty laughter* My god what a TARD!!! Don't courts keep records of previous cases? If they do then this guys newest case would be thrown out after they look this over. He makes absolutely no sense at all here, suing a game because it isn't fun, that's like me suing myself because my poop didnt come out the right color. Please Your Honor in this case throw his ass into the damn Asylum and have them place him in the deepest chamber of isolation.
 

J0k3

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stuff like this almost makes me believe that some people deserve to be snuffed at birth just to cleanse the gene pool.