Agoraphobe Sues Activision Over "Hurtful" World of Warcraft

[The Shade]

Amazing. I can't wait to watch all of these lawsuits fail miserably. This guy is off his nut.

 

[cobra_ky]

And yet... Is there a third possibility that we're overlooking? Could all of this in fact be another stealth ad from the wild and crazy guys at the Dante's Inferno [http://www.dantesinferno.com/] marketing team? Is it sloth? Will it be greed? Is it possible that this series of insane lawsuits will turn out to be the most insidious advertisement ever? Of course not - although as explanations go, it makes about as much sense as anything else involved in this case. (And if it is, I'm totally buying the game just for the sheer awesomeness of the marketing.)

Brilliant theory! The Dante's Inferno campaign is going by the 9 circles of hell, however, not the 7 deadly sins. If Mass We Pray was heresy, the sixth circle, that leaves violence, fraud, and treachery.

 

[lacktheknack]

Lets see: Cool sounding name. Check.
Fear/hatred of people. Check.
Life time of being pushed around. Check.
Total rejection by society. Almost Check.

Oh dear lord no, if this checklist is accurate then Erik Estavilo is in line to become the worlds first supervillain. Be on the look out for man in a giant robot crushing New York in your near future... and we shall know him as THE AGORAPHOBE.

"EVERYONE GET TO THE OPEN SQUARE! IT'S HIS WEAKNESS!"

 

[The Great JT]

I'm suing this guy for being a fucking moron.

 

[Hazy]

He is, without a doubt, the most determined troll ever to grace this Earth.

 

[Hiphophippo]

Dante's Inferno Marketing scheme?

I lol'd HARD

 

[Trivun]

Is it just me or is anyone else wondering what the lovechild of this crazy guy and Jack Thompson would be like? Game developers beware...

 

[Sovvolf]

Can I sue his father for releasing him on the world?... lol.

But seriously I'm with the Dante's inferno theory... no way can some one this stupid exist... can they?.

 

[dududf]

HE'S OUT OF CONTROL!!!

Quick!

Say something to go on probation, I nearly didn't notice you
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I want to laugh at this guy... but at the same time I can't, as there must be something deeply wrong with him =[

 

[Heathrow]

Brb, learning all global culture references.

Cool, have fun. ^^

 

[dochmbi]

Weird Al has a song about this, it's called I'll Sue Ya:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09I4Mi5IUl4&fmt=18

 

[Avernus]

Holy crap... I actually went easy on this guy in the last suit he filed due to his mental illness, but... Holy crap!

 

[Bassman_2]

Nevermind, what an idiot.

 

[squid5580]

Someone please just control this guy. Please, he's making an arse out of himself, and wasting everyones time.

Correction he is making all gamers look like jack asses.

 

[Altorin]

And yet... Is there a third possibility that we're overlooking? Could all of this in fact be another stealth ad from the wild and crazy guys at the Dante's Inferno [http://www.dantesinferno.com/] marketing team? Is it sloth? Will it be greed? Is it possible that this series of insane lawsuits will turn out to be the most insidious advertisement ever? Of course not - although as explanations go, it makes about as much sense as anything else involved in this case. (And if it is, I'm totally buying the game just for the sheer awesomeness of the marketing.)

If that is true, this will go from the most facepalmly story in mankind's history immediately to the most awesome story in mankind's history in one fell swoop.

 

[Haunted Serenity]

If he is as mentally incompatant and afraid of crowds why is he doing this? Seems like he's going to get alot of attention.

 

[kotorfan04]

"Don't worry Sergeant we have a plan to take him out."

"What is it?"

"Well we will insert a group of people into his death tank..."

"And then what?"

"Well that is it, he is an agoraphobe that should take him right out, although if that fails we pour jelly beans on the floor. He does have OCD after all."

 

[Filtertip]

This idot again *sigh*

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

The crazy-ass bastard

Shhhhh, don't call him that out loud. We could be next.