Agoraphobe Sues Activision Over "Hurtful" World of Warcraft

Cid Silverwing

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This has all the hallmarks of a newfag. And a newfag is a troll that fails at trolling.

Someone arrest this ************ and sentence him to firing squad already.
 

Numb1lp

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HardRockSamurai said:
Malygris said:
And yet... Is there a third possibility that we're overlooking? Could all of this in fact be another stealth ad from the wild and crazy guys at the Dante's Inferno [http://www.dantesinferno.com/] marketing team? Is it sloth? Will it be greed? Is it possible that this series of insane lawsuits will turn out to be the most insidious advertisement ever? Of course not - although as explanations go, it makes about as much sense as anything else involved in this case. (And if it is, I'm totally buying the game just for the sheer awesomeness of the marketing.)
If that is true, I will buy ten copies of the game...and eat my shoes...
I'll hold you to it.
 

Fearzone

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I would say there is a lawyer somewhere that needs to be debarred, but it looks like he is representing himself.
 

Et3rnalLegend64

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The type of person that makes us ashamed to be human beings. Humanity is not that stupid. Right? [sub]Right?[/sub]
 

person427

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Off topic: What were the previous Dante's Inferno ads?
On topic: If the guy is doing this for attention, then aren't we technically feeding the troll right now?
 

mcriggs

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He sounds a lot like an autistic kid I work with in my school's TIES program. It's funny really, because I can see my TIES kid doing this as well. It's kind of sad hearing about this, and the fact that it's already happened twice before makes it a little sadder.

I gotta say though, if this is all just one big advertising set-up, I might have to renew my WoW subscription just because it makes me laugh. XD
 

Jeronus

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The next thread I want to see is "Lawsuit happy Agoraphobe loses everything then ends own life".
 

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Georgeman said:
This begins to look veryyyyy fake indeed. How did he manage to gather support from a musician and an actor and convince them to be witnesses? Why is he asking so much money for petty things? Does he have a grand plan? Damn, am I thinking this too much?
Lawsuit of the Day: Jonathan Lee Riches Strikes Again (and Again and Again)

Federal prisoner Jonathan Lee Riches, whose "$63,000,000,000.00 Billion dollar" lawsuit against Michael Vick was discussed in these pages last month, has a new celebrity athlete in his sights. From a tipster:

Got to think you've seen this by now: the guy suing Michael Vick for a bazillion dollars or whatever it is now realizes that the real culprit is Barry Bonds.

original link: http://abovethelaw.com/2007/08/lawsuit_of_the_day_jonathan_le_1.php

I don't think this guy is in any way related to this Erik fellow but they were definitely both tapped by the same muse.

Hear me now, rest of the world, don't even bother entering any contenders in the Mental Illness World Cup®. Team USA is made of pure gold this year.
 

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Amnestic said:
snuffler said:
Heathrow said:
The court date in the subpoenas is 4/20/10... I smell prank.
This was the first thing I noticed, I was just going to ask if anyone else noticed the court date is 4/20.

I think he just wants to smoke a little ganja with gore and ryder.
What's so weird about having a court date on the 20th of April? Remember that the Americans do it MM/DD/YYYY like the weirdos cool people foreigers that they are ;)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/420_(cannabis_culture)
 

Therumancer

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There have been equally silly thing through the years. This guy is representing himself, and I believe he mentioned playing a lot of Mortal Kombat VS. DC and wanting to wear a purple suit like The Joker when he went to court.

I saw some legitimacy to his original claim/case, but as this goes on it's becoming too absurd to be believe. The thing that gets me though is that he's getting coverage, even from the gaming media. I mean most nerds who suggest insane lawsuits and such don't get half the press this guy is getting so I'm sort of at a loss.

Also, when it comes to "The Catcher In The Rye" I can't help but wonder if there might be something behind mentioning that. See, that book isn't really about alienation, it's about insanity. The entire point of the book more or less is about this dude called Holden Caufield wandering around and making pointed observations about society and how superficial and "phoney" it all is. Throughout the book your supposed to be going "you know, he's right" (this was especially true when it was first written) but then at the end of the book the punchline is that he's totally insane. The points inherant in this being manyfold.

I guess he's "alienated" *IF* you consider the fact that he's nuts. But in the scope of the book he hits bars and clubs and such and hardly behaves like either an agrophobe or a sociopath.

Of course so much can be said about that book that it's absurd. Mentioning it almost seems like an admission of "I'm messing with you all".


Incidently, I had to read "The Catcher In The Rye" in school, and along with the writings of Kurt Vonnegut (such as Harrison Bergeron) I recommend everyone read it at least once. Even if you find it boring at first, in the end you'll find it rather thought provoking when you actually ponder it later.


>>>----Therumancer--->
 

Et3rnalLegend64

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Let's play a new game. Let's guess what powerful company (that can easily own his life several times over) this guy will try to sue next. He's gonna sue Infinity Ward because he can't play CoD for crap ("Dying makes the game un-fun. You're aggravating my condition") and he wants all the money they're raking in.
 

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SilentHunter7 said:
Malygris said:
cobra_ky said:
Brilliant theory! The Dante's Inferno campaign is going by the 9 circles of hell, however, not the 7 deadly sins. If Mass We Pray was heresy, the sixth circle, that leaves violence, fraud, and treachery.
Oh right. Well, shit.

Which circle is for assholes?
The Eighth, if memory serves correctly.
right, which is why i bolded fraud.

I'm seriously wondering if these court documents aren't elaborate fakes.
 

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You know what, someone needs to come with me armed with a steelhead trout and help me beat the bastard senseless. This is getting absurd!!
You can't use a steelhead trout to beat him senseless! Thats just absurd!
[small]Use a door[/small]

Well I foresee that this guy will walk away from this(probably into a padded cell)with something...attention.
 

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I NEED to see what this guy looks like. He has gotta be the biggest loser in the world and I need confirmation that he looks the part.