Alone in a room....

[ookie37]

You are alone in a room with Justin Bieber and the object of your choice... what next?

 

[Yvl9921]

I actually had this happen to me earlier today. Funny story.

 

[DrMetal]

That object is unobtainible without touching surface of his barain?

 

[nukethetuna]

I have him sign my copy of his memoir, "Beliebing in Myself". But oh no! I can't have a pen!

 

[Jark212]

A internet enabled laptop, I'd use it to call for help. I think we would get along fine until his fan-girl armies arrived to free us...

 

[Canid117]

A mech

in my version it is more of a game preserve than a room

 

[qazmatoz]

Clippers.

I'd shave his head and sell the hair for millions!

 

[TimeLord]

A Silent.

Tortue him with a monster you forget when you look away!

 

[sylekage]

Sit there and glare, not blinking or saying a word, no expression, just a glare.

That'll learn him

 

[Mr. Grey]

The key to the door. I'm getting the hell out of there.

And if the door isn't locked... it will be after I leave.

 

[Ladette]

Deck of playing cards. Just in case it's a long wait until his agent can get us out.

 

[AvsJoe]

I dunno. A door to exit, I guess. I don't hate the kid; he's just another teen pop superstar who will be popular until the next superstar is genetically engineered in the Disney labs or wherever they come from.

Captcha: aircraft edmise
Worrisome typo...

 

[MercurySteam]

A laptop, so I can listen to real music and play some games while I wait and to distract me from the unfortunate situation that I'm in.

 

[Hero in a half shell]

A camera so I can get my photo with him, I don't like his music but that doesn't mean I hate the kid. Hey, he's made more money than I probably ever will, and his voice hasn't even broken, the kids got chops.

 

[Instant K4rma]

I would bring my iPod with me.

"Hey, have you ever heard of these guys that call themselves The Beatles? No? Well, allow me to show you what songwriting really is..."

 

[SckizoBoy]

The object is a good script.

'Cos, hate the kid's singing all you like, he's not a bad actor.

 

[Darius Brogan]

I would bring my iPod with me.

"Hey, have you ever heard of these guys that call themselves The Beatles? No? Well, allow me to show you what songwriting really is..."

I was planning on bringing a baseball bat... But this idea is much, much better for several reasons.
1) I don't have to deal with blood all over the room.
2) I can both listen to great music, AND watch his face as he realizes that he's going to be completely forgotten in a couple years and overtaken by musicians with REAL talent that have already been around for decades.

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

Chainsaw.

 

[Sarge034]

My diabolical portal gun. HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW BIEBER?!?!?!?


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