benoitowns said:
xvbones said:
benoitowns said:
US tied a game with ENgland.
Only because England's goalie's brain fell right out of his head.
Now I can pretend like I watched it. Thank you very much.
No worries.
I dig soccer. For me, the allure is watching people perform small-scale kung-fu on a ball.
I can easily see why anyone wouldn't dig soccer, it's the same reason I cannot bring myself to give the slightest shit about baseball, anything that happens in baseball, or anyone baseball-related. (except for The Sandlot. that shit was awesome.)
Shit's boring if you have no reason to care.
My reason to care is watching people perform kung-fu on balls.
What irks me is not when people mock soccer, because I mock soccer. What irks me is when people attempt to mock
me for enjoying it. Like really smarmy in-your-face kinda shit.
To this I reply that the American team has never so much as entered the finals at any World Cup in FIFA's entire history. It is no wonder America hates soccer so, we are
fucking terrible at it.