An apocalipse you could survive no problem
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A button apocalypse. There will be buttons everywhere, but no two would match! Fashion would be ruined for everyone!
But since I lack fashion, I'll get by just fine.
But since I lack fashion, I'll get by just fine.
An apocalypse where all the birds in the world are turned into corn dogs.
[small]mmmmm...... condor......[/small]
[small]mmmmm...... condor......[/small]
A planet wide alien invasion, torching the major cities, troops inflitrating countries and large vechicles roaming the planet killing and picking off humans as they go until finally they surrender and become the submissive slaves of the aliens.
Why I would live.... because I would be the one leading the attack.
Why I would live.... because I would be the one leading the attack.
The Rubber Duckie Apocalypse. When you stomp on their flimsy little bodies, they squeak. What's more fun than killing that?
I would probably survive the kind of apocalypse that happens on a different planet. Or one that involves playing bioshock or dying. Hooray for natural selection!
I should be able to survive a zombie outbreak. I am allergic to nothing with a strong immune system, plus I have a big heavy car, an axe, and a shotgun. Also, I am not a total idiot (just a partial one) and have some survival instict. All else fails, my mom lives way out in the middle of nowhere so I could just drive there, plowing through the squishy speedbumps as I go along.
I would also fair well during an EMP attack since my car is too old for computers and I could drive it while everyone else would be stuck. I start up a taxi business and become rich.
I would also fair well during an EMP attack since my car is too old for computers and I could drive it while everyone else would be stuck. I start up a taxi business and become rich.
The meat apocalypse: everything starts turning to meat. I'd fire up the grill and start a life-long meat-fest (family tradition).
Doesn't that kind of contradict the meaning of an apocalypse? You aren't really supposed to survive it with "No problems".
An apocalypse where the entire world was turned into corn flakes? Oh, and milk. Can't forget the milk.
I couldn't survive a kitty apocalypse though.. The sheer cuteness would cause my head to implode from the good humours.
They'd practically cut their own limbs off!
I couldn't survive a kitty apocalypse though.. The sheer cuteness would cause my head to implode from the good humours.
Better yet, an emo zombie apocalypse:Archeangel2009 said:
They'd practically cut their own limbs off!
Maybe loss of color, except for a few splashes of color here and there ala The Saboteur and Sin City. That wouldn't be bad, that would be downright badass.
One were every person who dosen't want to work or compete for anything chokes to death on their next meal.
Oh wait.....
Oh wait.....